Sunday, February 07, 2021

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS COVID SUPER SPREADER & CAR CRASH CURSED SUPER BOWL RETURN TRIP OPEN THREAD!!!

First of all, there's no such thing as a car crash curse. Driving is inherently dangerous and police are currently investigating what might be the aftermath of bad decisions by a local footballer.

As for the super spreader threat of the game . . . That fear is very real but far too politically charged to convince anybody either way.

More to the point . . .

THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS DYNASTY WILL RISE OR FALL AMID SADDEST SUPER BOWL IN AMERICAN HISTORY!!!

Seriously, there's nobody who could reasonably argue that these are good times.

Accordingly, knowing that most people will be watching the game. We share this post in order to simply mark a place in time and share a few relevant links for people who watch TV with device in hand for maximum distraction from reality.

Football Fan Donations Spike North Of $135K

Chiefs' Britt Reid crash left 5-year-old girl in 'critical condition,' family says

A 5-year-old child seriously hurt in a crash involving Kansas City Chiefs coach Britt Reid was in "critical condition and hasn't woken since the crash," according to family. A relative of the young girl, identified in a GoFundMe as Ariel, gave the update days after Reid was involved in a multicar crash.


Super Spread Worsens

Maskless crowds at Super Bowl parties in Florida raise fears of a superspreader event

Health and law enforcement officials in Tampa, Florida have expressed shock and disappointment after thousands of Americans gathered in clubs and bars, many declining to wear face masks, amid the host city's Super Bowl celebrations during the weekend.


Chiefs Name Cursed

The Kansas City Chiefs are returning to the Super Bowl -- and so is the controversy over the team's name

As the Chiefs take the field in Tampa, Florida, while the world looks on, here's where the conversation stands -- and why activists say change is long overdue.


Turf Toe Trouble Ahead

Report: Patrick Mahomes will 'likely' have toe surgery in offseason

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes will play in Super Bowl LV with his lingering turf toe injury, which he suffered in the Divisional round game against the Cleveland Browns. Mahomes will play through the injury Sunday before "likely" having surgery to repair the issue, according to a report from NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.


Commander-In-Chief Shares Hope For Next Super Bowl

'God willing' there will be a packed Super Bowl next year, Biden says

President Biden said that "God willing" there will be a full stadium for the next Super Bowl - and that federal guidelines for reopening schools amid the COVID-19 pandemic could be unveiled Wednesday. During an interview excerpt that aired Sunday during CBS's pre-game show for Super Bowl LV, Biden said it was his "hope and expectation" that fans would fill the stands next year.


Prez Favors Mahomes

President Biden Tabs Mahomes Over Brady Before Super Bowl

President Joe Biden has been involved in politics for nearly five decades, but his ambitions as a kid didn't exactly focus on the Oval Office. "I had wild dreams," Biden told CBS's Norah O'Donnell in an interview that aired before Super Bowl LV on Sunday. "It wasn't to be president.


Comeback Celebrated

Chiefs wide receiver Sammy Watkins is active for Super Bowl LV

by: Juan Cisneros Posted: / Updated: TAMPA, Fla. - Chiefs wide receiver Sammy Watkins is listed as active for Super Bowl LV. Watkins has not played since week 16 against the Atlanta Falcons. Earlier this week, he was optimistic about his return to the field.


Talent Set To Leave

Sources: Bieniemy's KC deal to expire after SB

9:10 AM ET Adam SchefterESPN Senior Writer Close ESPN NFL Insider Joined ESPN in 2009 Former president of the Pro Football Writers of America and the author of four books Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy, who once again was bypassed for a head-coaching job during this hiring cycle, will become a free agent after Super Bowl LV on Sunday, sources told ESPN.


POUR IT ON!!!

Kansas City artist creates Mahomes masterpiece out of ketchup

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- It is no secret that Patrick Mahomes has a strong love for ketchup, but have you ever seen ketchup show it's love for Mahomes? A local artist took an interesting spin to capture the hometown icon.

Better than all this . . .

GO CHIEFS!!! 

And this is the OPEN THREAD for right now.

120 comments:

Anonymous said...

GO CHIEFS!!

Anonymous said...

^^^

More this.

Chiefs will win. Chuds will cry and there will be parties when we celebrate the Biden vaccine and the demise of Trump.

Your boy lost. Sad.

Dex said...

Nice word jumble post title. I appreciate your snark blog douche.

:)

Anonymous said...

The Biden Vaccine? Does it stave off dementia?

Anonymous said...

^^^ Nope. It just defeats big, fat mumbling fascists.

Anonymous said...

Good. I've had enough of Jerry Nadler and Michael Moore.

Anonymous said...

YAY CHILD MAIMERS!

Anonymous said...

STFU CHUD! She's still alive. Blow me while I shit!

Just Sayin said...

^^^

There is a lot of talk about sex with men in the comments. Just sayin.

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU!

Anonymous said...

One kid in a hospital is a small price to pay for back to back Super Bowls assholes!

Anonymous said...

You're a special kind of stupid 6:00.

Anonymous said...

The kid will live. Your braindead ass won't you stupid mother fucking CHUD!

Anonymous said...

Any time you think you are man enough bring it on you pudfucking chimp.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you MAGAT!

Anonymous said...

Fuck the Chiefs and Fire the Reids.

Anonymous said...

THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND IN TAMPA

The NFL is a private billionaire's club that extorts billions of federal tax dollars/subsidies/favorable tax status while serving as a systemic distraction for the somnambulant sheeple.

In every high school and college across America, what percentage of the student body were members of the football team? Unless you went to a very small school, it would easily be in the single digits. And not a single woman is likely to have suited-up. So how has the NFL been elevated to it's lofty perch?

The NFL, working with it's media partners, corporate advertisers/sponsors, and with Uncle Sam's blessing, accomplishes the following objectives:
1) It glorifies male dominance, physical violence, substance abuse (both by players and fans), violence against women, and the notion of winning at any cost.
2) Crass commercialization of everything.
3) It provides the illusion that minorities are valued and respected.
4) It keeps the country divided by city/region and provides a huge distractive outlet for able-bodied men, so they don't pay attention to who's taking away their rights and stealing their money.
5) Games are routinely scheduled for Sundays to work in opposition to the practice of observing the Sabbath.
6) With the media idolization of star players as famous, wealthy, and worthy of attention, millions of American boys will tell you they want to grow up to be pro-athletes, instead of honorable professions.
7) Black male athletes are encouraged to pair with white women. This is part of a long-term program to isolate black females, and further decimate what remains of the black family unit.
8) The Super Bowl provides a half-time opportunity to promote the Hollywood entertainment values of pornography, substance abuse, devil-worship, and idolatry. Can you say: Abel Tesfaye, Lopez/Shakira, Travis Scott, Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Madonna, etc.?
9) The NFL fixes the outcomes of many games in-advance. They're a subtler form of WWE professional wrestling type entertainment.

KC CHIEFS
Out-of-town owner
A coach abusing alcohol/drugs who just killed/injured 2 children
A long history of players abusing women
A long history of players abusing illegal substances
A taxpayer built and supported stadium
A former player who owned the Ultra Lounge, site of multiple shootings
Held games throughout the pandemic which served as super-spreader events

Anonymous said...

The Reids got us to the Super Bowl. That's more than you've ever done in your drunken life from your trailer in Frogville you fucking retarded asshole! Now go back to fucking your sister or I'll do it at halftime.

Anonymous said...

The Mahomie portrait should have been done in blood not ketchup.

Anonymous said...

It's almost like these penalties on the Chiefs are some kind of karmic retribution?

For what I can't imagine.

Anonymous said...

They are blowing it like Chimpy in the bathroom at Missie B's LOL!

Anonymous said...

^^^^Lulz!

Hillary won said...

Thank you CHUDS staying home and staying lonely.

Anonymous said...

GO CHIEFS LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Andy will tell the team at halftime to win it for that little girl his son almost killed.

Anonymous said...

Spoken like a sore loser 7:09. Don't cry, the beating isn't over yet. Penalty for your thoughts?

Anonymous said...

^^OUCH!

Anonymous said...

The Chiefs will lose. They deserve to. Karmar will not be mocked. I knew it when I saw all the disgusting comments from the fans. They are trash and deserve this defeat.

Anonymous said...

Talk about an insufferable halftime show...

Anonymous said...

So...Brady's wife really IS a witch.

Anonymous said...

How do you keep the Chiefs out of the end zone?

Paint a Tampa Bay logo in it.

Anonymous said...

So all the talk and commercials virtue signaling black this and black that and an old ass white man is stomping the shit out of mahomie....

Anonymous said...

Sorry crud boi, Tampa really is the better team.

I wonder how drunk mayor lickass with no balls is right about now?

Anonymous said...

Super bowl super spreader. Super stupid commercials. Super stupid half time. Pleas bring back the marching high school bands, their schools could use the money.

Kansas City Baubilinski said...

Karmar will not be mocked!

Stupidest thing I have heard on TKC. And that is saying something.

Thank u boomers.

Anonymous said...

Everything sucks! I'm so sad, that's why I'm on a blog instead of enjoying myself.

Anonymous said...

I’m surprised chud/chimpy isn’t on here crying with excuses for why the chiefs suck and will lose. It must really hurt him knowing whitey is best!

Anonymous said...

Bucs have nearly an all black team. Damn your stupid.

Anonymous said...

7:47...sure. Just sit back and watch the Chiefs lose.

Anonymous said...

7:53 but Brady is an old white man, stomping the shut out of the young black buck Mahomes!

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU CHUD! Mahomes will pull it out!

Anonymous said...

How do you keep the Chiefs out of the end zone?

Let them into the Super Bowl.

Anonymous said...

This is the beginning of the Mayor Lucas curse. The chief’s will not win another playoff game until Lucas is gone.

Anonymous said...

8:02 no he won't you dribbling moron. You and all then vile fans have made sure of that. KARMA IS NOT MOCKED.

Anonymous said...

Best chiefs game all year!

Anonymous said...

Why aren't we winning? We spent more on a quarterback than anybody in history?

Anonymous said...

The Reid's have disgraced the team. And I can juist picture Mayor Lucas waddling up his victory speech and getting drunk.

Hawley/Trump Jr. 2024 said...

^^^

Lulz

Anonymous said...

The little girls family is getting a laugh out of this, at least.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Lucas was right! He said there wouldn't be a parade.

Anonymous said...

"Chiefs will win. Chuds will cry and there will be parties when we celebrate the Biden vaccine and the demise of Trump.

Your boy lost. Sad."

Except they won't. We aren't. Biden can't even find the vaccine and your boy is getting his ass kicked by an old white dude LOL!

Anonymous said...

LMAO 8:24

Anonymous said...

Touchdown Tom for the win.

Anonymous said...

Brady rules! Metrosexual Chiefs fans drool!

Anonymous said...

Fuck you in the ass CHUD! FUCK ALL OF YOU IN THE ASS! Blow me while I shit1

Anonymous said...

Damn dude, calm down. It's just a game. Did you bet your lunch money on it or something?

Anonymous said...

Go to hell and stay there MAGAT!

Anonymous said...

GO CHIEFS LOL! Seriously guys, you need to go! The game is almost over!

Anonymous said...

Does this mean there won’t be a metrosexual parade?

Clayton Bigsby said...

FtW

Anonymous said...

For $4.6M Mahomie should play much better than this LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Chiefs CHOKE on Brady's GOAT!!!!!! LOSE BIG TIME!

Clayton Bigsby said...

You have my vote NIGA

Anonymous said...

"Chiefs will win. Chuds will cry and there will be parties when we celebrate the Biden vaccine and the demise of Trump."

LOL!

Anonymous said...

(Associated Press) TAMPA -- Tom Brady is closing in on a record seventh Super Bowl title as the struggles continue for Patrick Mahomes.

Mahomes threw incomplete after long scrambles on third and fourth down deep in Tampa Bay territory. The stalled drive left the Chiefs trailing 31-9 early in the fourth quarter.

Brady has thrown for three touchdowns, including a pair to old longtime New England teammate Rob Gronkowski in their first season together with the Buccaneers. Mahomes is 15 of 32 for 131 yards with an interception.

Anonymous said...

Karma is a cold hard bitch ain't she?

On the Bright Side said...

Don't look at is as Mahomes getting his ass kicked by an old white guy. Think of all the money that is going to be saved by not having a parade Lucas wouldn't let you have anyway LOL!

Anonymous said...

Blame BLM.

We tried to tell you! said...

CHIEFS ARE CHOKERS!

CHIEFS ARE CHOKERS!

CHIEFS ARE CHOKERS!

Anonymous said...

The Chiefs didn't just lose, they got slaughtered... now Kansas City's got nutthin. Losers. With a gay mayor...and hes THERE partying. The whole thing makes me sick.

Anonymous said...

8:58...I been telling them that, but they wouldn't listen.

Anonymous said...

Next year will be even worse. They already spend the bulk of their money on Mahomie.

"Chiefs will win. Chuds will cry and there will be parties when we celebrate the Biden vaccine and the demise of Trump."

ROFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

One way to save face...Reid and Mayor Lucas need to offer their resignations as soon as they get back.

Anonymous said...

The real mahomie showed up tonight, the boy just flat out sucks

Anonymous said...

Mahomes is the GOAT. Surely he can pull this off!

Anonymous said...

The curse is in. May God have mercy on chief’s fans.

Anonymous said...

CHAMPA BAY BABY! YEEEESSSSSS!!!

The champs can be in bed by midnight, the losers have a long lonely flight home. Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Well at least we still live in an amazingly beautiful and vibrant city!

We tried to tell you! said...

Sucks to be a Chiefs fan!

Anonymous said...

You libtards can fix elections but you can't fix Super Bowls!

Anonymous said...

Well the Chiefs did not live up to the KC media hype. The real loser is the Mayor that went to Tampa Bay to party and left the city with his convention center homeless mess. NO LEADERSHIP.

We tried to tell you! said...

(Associated Press) -- Tom Brady threw two of his three touchdown passes to Rob Gronkowski and the Tampa Bay defense frustrated Patrick Mahomes to lead the Buccaneers to an 31-9 victory over the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday night for Brady’s record seventh Super Bowl title.

Brady connected twice in the first half with Gronkowski to give the pair an NFL record 14 playoff TD passes and then added another to Antonio Brown to stake the Bucs to a big halftime lead that the defense had no problem holding.

Mahomes was unable to get the Chiefs into the end zone for the first time in his career. He went 26 for 49 for 270 yards and two interceptions.

Brady won it all in his first season in Tampa Bay after winning six Super Bowls with New England. The Bucs got their second championship following the one in the 2002 season.

Anonymous said...

The Reid's and Mayor Lucas have disgraced this team and city.

Anonymous said...

Where are the parties? Let’s celebrate!,,,,,,

Anonymous said...

Mahomie proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no way in hell that he is the GOAT. All hype.

Anonymous said...

The Mayor’s curse is now activated.

Anonymous said...

"Chiefs will win. Chuds will cry and there will be parties when we celebrate the Biden vaccine and the demise of Trump."

ROFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

Watching the Chiefs get stomped tonight is so freakin funny. Good luck loser Chiefs fans driving home in the snow and 5 degrees!!! lol!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dominion Refs

Anonymous said...

Anybody want to buy a KC Chiefs Super Bowl Champions shirt? Cheap?

Anonymous said...

We just need to find 23 points!

Anonymous said...

Mahomes is a great quarterback but with his style of play his talent is limited and I'll be surprised if he lasts ten years in the NFL without having to retire early. He is going to get hurt. No way he is GOAT.

Anonymous said...

I do not accept Tampa's points, recount.

Anonymous said...

Ha! Bucs personnel doing NO MASK hugs on the sidelines after the SB-LV win!!! NO MINION MASK/SLAVE RAG/FACE DIAPER for GOAT Brady & the boys!!! CCP VIRUS lying to us!!!

Anonymous said...

KC couldn't even get a single touchdown LMAO! Chiefs baby! ROFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

It just shows how little the Chiefs have spent on their offensive line and used that money for other positions. And three linemen from last year's Super Bowl were not playing. Brady never had to run for his life like Mahomes did on every play. Tampa won the game in both sides of the trench.

Anonymous said...

The Reid's and Mayor Lucas have disgraced and cursed this city.

Anonymous said...

All Chiefs fans need to stay in Tampa and March to protest this obvious steal.

Anonymous said...

Someone please tell Mahomes you are supposed to drive the ball forward not backward.

Chumpy CHUDboi said...

I'm a loser baby! So why don't you shoot me?

Anonymous said...

The only good thing about Tampa Bay winning is that Brady is a huge Trump fan.

Anonymous said...

Mahomes will not win another Superbowl. Mark my words.

Anonymous said...

That and the Chiefs suck 9:42

Anonymous said...

Would someone please tell the Mayor and Andy's Reid's family to stay in Tampa.

Anonymous said...

The real Mahomie showed up tonight and all he can do is run backwards then get sacked. lol.

Karma said...

I love being a total bitch!

Anonymous said...

Was Bad Luck Chuck and his whole family at this game?

Anonymous said...

Since chyna joe hates Brady because he’s a Trump supporter, that’s the only reason he picked mahomie is because he’s virtual signaling blacks, I wonder if the illegitimate president will invite Tampa to the White House?

Speaking of blacks, are the only blacks working for China joe and both his hoes cooks, janitors and diaper changers?

Anonymous said...

9:49 rent free baby! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Yep, 9:36, sure. Those crook refs sent the Chiefs out of the stadium while the scoreboard suddenly shutdown, then the Bucs points jumped way up. Soon after,some hoes pulled some magic footballs in suitcases out from under a table for Brady. Of course, there were some postal workers tossing Chiefs points into trash dumpsters. The worst part was how truckloads of Chinese paid for Tampa Bay points were snuck in through some drop boxes in the hoods. Bwahahaha

Anonymous said...

43 old stomped a mud hole in Mahomes and companys ass!

Anonymous said...

9:51 Didn't they check Brady's balls before the game?

Anonymous said...

9:49 is crying like the bitch that we all knew he was.

Anonymous said...

I am sure the fluffer did.

Springheel said...

Shoulda picked white guy brains over over-confident half whites and enabling coaches. That said, shoulda known there was a home field advantage and the 0 line probs were a prob. Honey Badge killed us with his honey badge antics. Brady does not put up with that BS, as Manning never did either. Anybody sense a theme that an insurance actuary would articulate ?

Anonymous said...

Why does Mahomie sound like Eddie Murphy's impression of a white guy talking? You can't unhear that now LOL!

Anonymous said...

Patty Cakes is too good to place his hand over his heart during the national anthem.

Patty Cakes says all cops bad.

Patty Cakes kneels during national anthem.

Patty Cakes a drunk at Chiefs Super Bowl Parade.

Patty Cakes won't marry woman of his child.

Patty Cakes lose big to Tom Brady sealing Brady's legacy forever.

Patty Cakes still gets paid $480 million.

Poor Patty Cakes. Maybe next year.

Anonymous said...

Karma was already after Andy Reid but then China Joe Biden sealed the loss by predicting the Chiefs win.

Xi Biden is murdering thousands of Americans each day with his vaccine distribution disaster but goes on national t.v. during Super Bowl asking forgiveness for the murders he has committed.

Anonymous said...

9:51 here...this is to the first 9:36...especially if it's a Joey Bi-dumb cuck.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand him advocating BLM. If that was the case, he would not have a white girl friend and a child who will be even more white. Black lives matter as long as it doesn't affect him beyond a phoney attempt at advocacy. You seem like a nice kid. Stop letting NFL and sponsors prostitute you out.