Wednesday, December 02, 2020

Almost Empty Shelves In Kansas City Reappear Amid COVID-19 Surge

Shopping before a cold spell has becoming "interesting" in Kansas City as scumbags have started hoarding toilet paper once again. Luckily, stores seem more adept at limiting panic buying and there are better supplies to cover the behind of locals who haven't yet installed a bidet.

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Kansas City area retailers in short supply of many products due to COVID-related delays

FAIRWAY, KS (KCTV)-- At Nigro's Western Store in Shawnee, Kansas, October through January are always the busiest time of year. "Cold weather, people by boots and coats. Christmas time, they buy boots and coats," owner George Nigro said. 2020 is no different.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brought to you by the Democrat Party.

Anonymous said...

^^^ +1000000

Anonymous said...

YOU CAN FIND MASKS EVERYWHERE BUT NOT TOILET PAPER HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?

Anonymous said...

Hey! They're closing the bars at 10:00pm. I better stock up on toilet paper! What idiots.

Anonymous said...

It's beginning to look a lot like Soviet Russia, everywhere you go.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry China Joe will fix it. Unless he forgets to.

Anonymous said...

^^^ +100000000000

Anonymous said...

Better him than dementia donnie. That's for sure.

Anonymous said...

Yeah there were no shortages in March, remember? None at all! I guess that non-shortage was brought to you by the Republic Party.

Is y'alls long-term memory like twenty minutes?

Anonymous said...

The Democrats were the ones shutting everything down in March too you idiot!

Anonymous said...

No toilet paper !!!

How do I wipe Major's ass ???

China Joe Biden

Anonymous said...

Once the Kansas City Star went bankrupt; Kansas Citians' were left without paper to wipe their ass. Thus, a run on Charmin and Northern.

Anonymous said...

^^What's the Star pappy?

Anonymous said...

Wiping the ass with the is pointless. It's already covered with shit.

Anonymous said...

^^what are you doing at your rented trailer pappy? Goddamn you're a disgusting degenerate.