Monday, November 09, 2020

NEWSFLASH: KANSAS CITY DIVIDED!!!

Political analysis from the progressive perspective offers insight into election returns that assumes an even split among voters seemingly without realizing overall Midwest red state reality. 

Take a listen to the classy whispered subtleties of "public radio" newsies attempting to over-represent their smallish political faction in the greater Kansas City area . . . 

Don't get it twisted, TKC isn't a right-winger for a lot of reasons but mostly because we stopped believing in love and everything else after Rachel from Friends was dumped by that pretty boy from Missouri.

Check-it . . .

Political Divisions Run Deep In Kansas City, But Unity Can't Be Forced - We Have To Work For It

The contest between Joe Biden and Donald Trump in this week's presidential election was so close, in the end, that it took days of painstaking ballot counts to determine a winner, with percentages for both candidates hovering right around 50% in crucial battleground states.

23 comments:

Bandit said...

No shit Sherlock? Are you going to report that water is wet next?

Anonymous said...

^^^^Now thats funny

Clayton Bigsby said...

No shit,its called State Line Road

Anonymous said...


There's no working for anything anymore. Division and hate caused by the democrats is never going to be healed.

Democrats 2019 Believe the whistle blower.

Democrats in 2020 are you going to believe the whistle blower?

Did you know Joe Biden did this same thing to Clarence Thomas back when he was nominated for Supreme court justice? You democrats are dirty.

MDSF said...

..tRumphuckelbutt said he was gonna'"drain the swamp".....
turns out, he drank it, just like all the other TrumpMonkeys..."Here's your Covid chaser!"......

Unknown said...

Joe Biden. First first term lame duck.

Anonymous said...

President feel my leg hairs.

Anonymous said...

Mad Boys, Mad Boys, what'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna do now that Trump is through?
(lyrics by Paula White)

Bandit said...

You libtards spend half of the country racist, bigot and homophobic and now you want to unite? Good luck with that. Pick a side of my ass crack and kiss it.

Anonymous said...

Trump is going to tax prison. He wife is divorcing him. His daughter will go to prison too. The Trump name is now SHIT

Anonymous said...

Demosleazeballs be scammin'

it's what they do

Anonymous said...

^^Repubturd shit-flakes crying like bitches. It’s all they know.

Bandit said...

I'll eat my hat when the prison thing happens. Keep pissing into the wind guys.

Anonymous said...

How well did the Democraps unite with the rest of America during the last four years? If they can't win fairly, they'll cheat. If they don't win while cheating, then they'll burn, loot and riot while destroying once-great American cities. They never accepted Trump as president and started a sham Trump-Russia collusion farce that cost American taxpayers over a billion dollars. Adam "Shifty" Schiff said he had direct evidence, but he lied like all Democraps do.

Anonymous said...

Don't eat your hat Bandit - not after what you did in it last New Years Eve!

Anonymous said...

@9:02 you wrote a highly intelligent post, that is filled with accuracy and should cause everyone who reads it to pause to admire your intellect and insight - oh, and by the way, I'm a Democrat!

Bandit said...

Yeah 9:17. Good point. Taking a shit in Pelousy's gourmet ice cream is pretty hard to top.

Anonymous said...

Kansas City isn’t equally divided. There are racist, scumbag MAGAT cockroaches and there’s everyone else. The latter is the sane bunch, too.

Anonymous said...

Bandit, you said Trump would win as well. Eat my cock while you’re offering. Your asshole is getting jealous of your lips with all the shit you talk.

VOTED HIM OUT! GONNA DRAG HIM OUT! FINALLY LOCK HIM UP!

Bandit said...

I rest my case on uniting. Have fun with it guys! 😏

Simon Jester said...

C'mon man! The liberals deserve an olive branch BROKEN OFF IN THEIR ASS LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

Prima face proof of Election Fraud!
Biden only beat Trump by 5 Million Votes?
BULLSHIT!
This beyond any doubt PROVES that there was MASSIVE VOTE FRAUD -
by the Republicans!

Flamethrower Jake said...

Kill a commie for mommy ! How was that ?