Sunday, October 11, 2020

Kansas City 'Ridin' With Biden' Draws Dozens

Follow-up from our morning conversation.

A Sunday laugh for our readers who know how to enjoy this blog and all of politics with a sense of humor . . .

CHECK INSECURE PREZ TRUMP SUPPORTERS ENGAGING IN A MEASURING CONTEST WITH LGBT BIDEN BACKERS!!!

It's a comedy goldmine but, sadly, nobody has a sense of humor about the illusion of American Democracy fading. 

Check-it . . .

KSHB: Dozens attend Ridin' with Biden parade in KCMO

Deets . . .

"While the event was meant to show support for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris' presidential ticket, organizers said holding the event on National Coming Out Day was intentional. "We really wanted to come out and show our pride, not only as a community but also how important this election is this November," Justice Horn, parade organizer, said."

Honestly, anybody working the campaign on the weekend deserves credit if only because most locals can't be bothered to do anything but play keyboard warrior.

Just as we respect the Prez Trump parade rally, we're glad to see Democratic Party denizens offer more productive and upbeat demonstrations of their enthusiasm. 

And so . . . Whilst we leave the ranting for partisan size queens, it's important to understand that none of this will change Jackson County and most of Johnson County from remaining blue enclave population centers surrounded by mostly red states.  

Translation: 

In 2020, nobody was convinced. 

You decide . . .

60 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! Team Trump should fold now LOL!

Anonymous said...

Now that's funny!

Anonymous said...

Did they decide to stay in the closet?

Joe Biden, 2020 candidate for something said...

Who do I have to blow around here to get a decent parade? C'mon man!

Anonymous said...

@6:17 wins the thread! Fudging funny.

Anonymous said...

are they aware that they just got their asses kicked in a game of Smear the Queer?

Anonymous said...

^Are you aware I’ve been fucking your wife for years?

Anonymous said...

She's dead. Shomhow I know that was your thing Chimpy.

Anonymous said...

My wife isn’t a dude, like yours. Keep having the butt sex with whatever your “wife’s” name is.

Unknown said...

All 12 Biden supporters. Did you queers loot, burn anything? Just blow each other?

Anonymous said...

Careful or you'll trigger that little monkey.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet he fully owns you and your wife! Oh chimpy lover, this is why she’s out taking BBC, while you’re being owned on the blogs! Dance cuck-monkey dance!

Anonymous said...

This is too funny. The Biden supporters all afraid to come out as they’ll get Covid and die. Haha!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@6:35-Ha ha ha ha! Your wife is dead!!!!! LOL! You bored her to death and now you waste your life on here because you’re lonely!!!! You loser!!!!! Your wife died!!!! Hahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

@6:46 you mean how your wife died geezer? Ha Ha Ha!

Anonymous said...

@6:35-Your wife died as cosmic retribution for you being such a hateful, racist, misogynistic, awful human being. Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Anonymous said...

Biden generates less enthusiasm than Hillary did.

Anonymous said...

Next time maybe they should consider paying them.

Anonymous said...

^^You mean like Trump did and does?

Anonymous said...

^Ha! BUSTED! So true, so true!

Anonymous said...

Size matters!

Kamala for real president said...

Chimpy, be careful up there when having butt sex with your lovely bonobo mate. A fall out of the tree could be devastating. We wouldn't lmiss your inane comments, but still, the flea population could become a larger problem at the zoo without your fondness for snacks.

Anonymous said...

^^Oh chimpy-lover, maybe if you loved your wife like you love chimpy, she wouldn’t be deepthroating me on the regular! You silly cuck-monkey, you are always the blog’s best punching bag! You make it so easy for us! Now continue to dance for our amusement while I bust a nit in your wife’s mouth! Dance cuck, dance!

Anonymous said...

That's right. We get $10,000 per truck per parade. Biden parade entrants have to come out of the closet and only get a reacharound.

Anonymous said...

^^UM..maybe you should’ve paid the note on your truck then! There were five trucks repossessed at the rally! LOL! Ha ha ha ha! Never change Trumpkins!

Anonymous said...

^^Ha Ha Ha Ha. Trumpkins are so fucking dumb!

Anonymous said...

^^Lame.
Do better.

Anonymous said...

When they told Biden that two dozen people participated, he said that was cool because he like "dozing" too.

Anonymous said...

^^Lame. Do better.

Anonymous said...


Biden’s malfunctionin’ noggin
Is covered with terrifyin’ hair-pluggin’
As his mind is glidin’
Into the dark horizon
And shouldn’t be presidin’.

Anonymous said...


Hey, Joe, are you going to stack the Supreme Court or are you too much of a pus*y to answer that simple question for voters?

Anonymous said...

Trump is draining the corrupt D.C. swamp of the Brainlocked Mess Monster named Joe Biden and the rest of his socialist cronies. TRUMP 2020!

Anonymous said...

Trump kicked COVID's ass so much that the virus thought it accidentally attacked Chuck Norris.

Anonymous said...

Biden and Harris need to answer the tough questions. Voters want to know what their positions are on many topics, but they're evading instead of stating their positions. They look like chickensh*ts with their non-answers. Voters deserve better.

Anonymous said...

After what the MAGATs did regarding the latest Justice replacement scam, I hope Dems stack the courts so full of Liberals that Republicans will NEVER be able to touch empty benches again. Go fuck yourself, MAGATs. You deserve every walk-back of MAGAT destruction you caused.

Anonymous said...

The Chinese Communists are for Joe Biden to win. The same people who started and lied about COVID-19 are in bed with the Democrapic candidate. They want to negotiate with a senile idiot, rather than a master negotiator like Trump. Joe Biden would have been blindsided more by this virus than Trump. He thought it was racist for Trump to stop flights from China and Europe at a critical time. Trump kept the death rate far below projections. The Democratic governors were at the reins of their states, where most of the deaths occurred. They even said they weren't going to listen to a Republican president about what to do.

Anonymous said...

All the people torching, looting and destroying once-great American cities, and throwing frozen water bottles, bricks and rocks at law enforcement officers and aiming blinding lasers into their eyes are Democraps. So much for the political party of compassion. These liberal youngsters have no concept of law and order and act like they were raised by rabid jackasses. It's too bad Biden didn't come out against the destruction earlier and stronger. He's enjoying it too much. Then there's Harris, who helped put up bail for violent protesters who had been arrested. What a stupid bit*h!

Anonymous said...

The Chinese Communists want Biden-Harris to win so they can only deal with stupid negotiators again and own even more of America. I'm sure they're funding their campaign through undetectable means. They'll throw a big party in China if Basement Biden wins. Just like Iran. And Trump has been harder on Russia than Obama-Biden. He sent the Ukrainians missiles to protect themselves while Obama-Biden sent them blankets. A Biden/Harris administration will destroy America.

Anonymous said...

832, for the win. Very well said.

Anonymous said...

Yo, we should play the dozens over dis shit.

Anonymous said...

Biden voters can't afford a car

Anonymous said...

blame ginsberg.

Anonymous said...

Then Slimy Joe will turn around and tell his few supporters he had 20,000 come OUT to support him. MSM will dismiss it as cute and “that’s just Joe”. Joe will then blame Trump.

Anonymous said...

No one, literally no one showed to the Arizona biden rally today...The first time harris n biden appeared together since dem convention.

Now that's enthusiasm.

Anonymous said...

You won’t have that chance. Your gal RBG stuck it in your ass. This week we’ll get to see the Lib’s heads pop off and their bigotry will continue to be exposed. LIBS=Bigotry.

Anonymous said...

Agree with that!

Anonymous said...

I saw that as well. Too funny!

Anonymous said...

Sock Puppet and State Rep Whore run for president of greatest country on planet earth. It's a hit comedy sitcom on the alien greys tv network.

Alpinista said...

I don't give a fuck about Joe Biden. I'm voting against Donald Dumbass, Swamp Monster.

Anonymous said...

Biden is a fucking Head-on-a-post. An ass puppet.I know voters recognize this.

Anonymous said...

Trump has the IRS hot on his trail. They dont like him. They will win. He will lose. I expect an indictment before the election - the IRS's way of warning the general public he is not going to be around to finish any term.

Anonymous said...

Imagine Trump on top of Stormy Daniels having missionary style intercourse without a rubber. How messy. Now you know what Melania imagines all the time. She has thought about it 10,000 times.

And the $150,000 of hers that Trump paid to Stormy. So gross!

Anonymous said...

Parades? Who gives a shit.

I saw a bunch of douchebags honking their horns and clogging streets in residential areas of Joco on Saturday. They weren't impressing anyone or making any friends in those neighborhoods.

The real silent majority of this country only care about one Ridin' with Biden trip.

The one to the polls.

Anonymous said...

^^ 12:23, Oh, Russian Hoax Hilly, the multiple messes that you and Creepy Gropey Sniffy Joe are in will bring some indictments before--during--and, steadily for months, after the election--just karma's way of showing Great America that you and Slow Joe are finished for good.

Anonymous said...

Eewww, 12:52....no imagining about Pedo Joe....when there's loads of vids of him publicly groping, sniffing, and telling little girls to rub his leg hairs. But, he was just using his Creepy Joe moves to try to cover for his down-low crush on Barry-O-Brokeback. Joe said B-O-B was the first clean, articulate, and good-looking black man. Now, you know why Jill looks pissed and forces fake smiles everywhere. Joe has made her cringe a million times. So closet gay!

Anonymous said...

Not all Republicans are pedos, but they all vote for a pedo that bragged about walking through the dressing room of the Teen America Pageant to see underaged girls undressed.

Anonymous said...

EXACTLY CORRECT

Anonymous said...

Dozens attend RIDIN' ON BIDEN'S BACKSIDE parade in KCMO

While the event was meant to show support for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris' presidential ticket, organizers said holding the event on National Coming Out Day was intentional.
"We really wanted to come out and show our privates, not only as a community but also how important this election is for flamboyant homosexuals," said Justice Horn, parade organizer, and Quinton Lucas butt-buddy.

"Everybody knows that gay men love a parade, so any excuse to wear my short-shorts, platform shoes, and rainbow tank top, I'm there!" said Horn.

Asked why he's supporting a 77-year-old white man with cognitive impairment, a career politician with a history of groping women and children, who first ran for president in 1988, who Obama wouldn't endorse in the primary, whose son got kicked out of the Navy for cocaine use, who refuses to denounce rioting/looting/arson by protestors, whose family took millions of dollars in bribes from Chinese/Russian/Ukrainian sources, etc., Horn said "We have to destroy the system to rebuild it as a rainbow gay world."

Bandit said...

Aww damn! I missed seeing whatever the hell that train wreck was supposed to be?

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PRO TIP: If you can only get tens to show up, don't even bother. That's just pathetic!

Anonymous said...

Why just ridin’ with Biden. Kumalot Harris ought to be a gay icon by now.