Friday, August 07, 2020

GREENSBURG, KANSAS: MEAT STICK MISTAKEN FOR DYNAMITE!!!

Sunflower State plebs offer the headline of the day and inspiration if TKC ever makes a pr0n movie . . . Read more:

Police: Dynamite on car dashboard was actually beef stick still in its wrapper

Police in Greensburg, Kansas, responding to reports of an explosive device inside a car were instead met with an unexpected snack -- a wrapped beef stick. Police said officers with the Greensburg Police Department, along with the Kiowa County Sheriff's Office and the Greensburg Fire Department were called to investigate reports of dynamite sitting on the dashboard of a vehicle parked in front of a business on West Kansas Avenue.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

clowns in less densely populated areas.

Anonymous said...

The police there have to be a dumb as the hater posters on this site.

Anonymous said...

Plate city police threw me in jail once, they thought two road flairs were dynamite! True story!

Anonymous said...

Carrying around a meatstick dynamite in my pants on the daily, boom! I'll see myself out.

Bandit said...

This is not a surprise. They went green weenie when they rebuilt with the help of the celebutard Leonardo DiCraprio. Not shocked that meat sent them into a spiral. The only thing missing is PETA protesters.

Clayton Bigsby said...

That tornado really fucked them up

Anonymous said...

Boomer Hater loves meat sticks !

Bandit said...

Boomer hater humps my ankle.

Anonymous said...

I might go out there and fuck some farm girls with my beef stick.

Anonymous said...

7:33 at least you kinda pissed on mr darville's momentum of hilarity.

Anonymous said...

^^ Weird, as most replies want that beef stick as a butt plug. Keep solving the problems of others, failing to notice your own.

Anonymous said...

Can somebody let @4:34 know that a Vienna Sausage is not generally called a Meat Stick?