Saturday, May 30, 2020

Restaurant Lampshades Won't Play For Kansas City Hipster Foodies

It's nice to know that this trend is too fanciful for people who would rather just get carryout . . . Checkit:

"Is This a Joke?" Local Chefs React To "Restaurant Lampshade" Dining - In Kansas City

Leave it to the culinary marketing experts in France to come up with something so très ridiculous, it may just catch on stateside. It's called the "restaurant lampshade"-a sort of immersive, clear plastic bubble that covers diners while they dine. (Safety first, people!) Oddly, the devices hang from the ceiling-you know, not unlike old-school lampshades....

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

But the bacteria that is on the plates that come from the kitchen will have nowhere to go except onto your body.
Not too well thought out.

Anonymous said...

Not eating in an upside down Dixie Cup. No. No way. No how.

Anonymous said...

WHAAHHHH WHHHHAAAAHHHH!!!

I CAN'T MAKE A LVIING EVEN THOUGH I DONT PAY MY WAITSTAFF!!!

HOW DO THEY DO IT IN THE REST OF THE WORLD????!!!

RESTAURANTS...THIN PROFIT MARGINS...WHHAAHHHHHHHHA (SOB SOB SOB)

Anonymous said...


That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

LOL Proof that people are so desparate for the company of others that they’ll subject themselves to virtually any humiliation and situation in the name of human connection. Needy, clingy motherfuckers.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the Cones of Silence from the Get Smart television series, they didn't work either.