Sunday, May 03, 2020

Newsflash: Minor Kansas City Sports Hack Wants Attention For Promoting Controversial Symbol Of Forgotten Football Glory Days

Correction in the reporting here . . . The Chiefs won the Super Bowl 1,000 years ago when the world was far different and sports stars captured the local imagination far more than amateur epidemiological analysis.

Still, we admire the cringe-y cowtown hustle but only when it's clearly labeled as such . . .

Citywide tomahawk chop commemorates 3-month anniversary of Chiefs Super Bowl win

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Sunday marks the three month anniversary of the Kansas City Chiefs winning Super Bowl LIV. With stay-at-home orders in place across the metro due to COVID-19, Chiefs fans are being summoned to celebrate at home.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who gives a Fuck ? Breeland and the other Criminal Team Members ?

Anonymous said...


I sure don't care about criminals that play a game for tons of money and then disrespect our country like spoiled brats.

But if it offends Sharice Davids to do the chop please by all means do it and do it often.

BTW you people who wear Chiefs crap are pieces of Anti American sewer scum. I would like to spit in your face.

Anonymous said...

^^ Bet you wouldn't do it though. Too much of a coward.

Anonymous said...

Let us not argue. Let us pray that Covid does one good thing: kills the false idol, mass audience sports.

Anonymous said...

The Chiefs were in the first and last Super Bowl.

Byron Funkhouser said...

It looks like they are all giving Nazi Salutes.

Anonymous said...

No, it doesn't you lying thief. You have our money for this month, just fuck off.

Anonymous said...

Elizabeth Warren ("Fauxcahontas") has threatened to Sioux if Chiefs fans carry this out.

Anonymous said...

Nobody did it. A publicity grab gone wrong.