More importantly, this one reminds us of a glorious time when The Pitch was once the home of edgy writers who challenged the status quo and were able to craft witty text that spoke to an army of local scumbags . . . Now the content seems mostly geared toward housewives and their side-hustles.
I haven't talked to a parent in the last week and a half that is not - at a minimum - halfway freaked out. It's of course due to, you know, pandemic and potential economic collapse, but in almost equal measure none of us know what the fuck we are going to do without daycare or school.