Monday, February 03, 2020

OUT WITH A BANG!!! KANSAS CITY FANBOY KILLED LIGHTING EPIC FIREWORKS FROM AN 'IMPROVISED MORTAR' WHILST CELEBRATING CHIEFS SUPER BOWL WIN!!!

A casualty from last night's partying in addition to the great deal of liver damage, questionable merch purchases and STIs that occurred during the historic ruckus . . . Read more:

Man killed in fireworks accident following Chiefs' Super Bowl victory

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- A man was killed Sunday night after attempting to light commercial-grade fireworks in an improvised mortar when one of them exploded following the Chiefs' Super Bowl win. Police were called at 9:17 p.m. to the 9800 block Richmond to assist paramedics on a fireworks accident.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! I MAKE SICK JOKES AT THE EXPENSE OF A MAN'S LIFE!!! HA HA HA!!! HE'S DEAD!!!

you need some serious help

Greedo said...

I don't think he cares now and my guess is that he doesn't come from a family of voracious readers. Try against next time or maybe pick a better blog for sensitive and delicate sensibilities. Have you tried reading the Kansas City Star? It would be perfect for you. Only a few hundred bucks a year.

Anonymous said...

Hey, @12:27. He was breaking the law by firing off illegal fireworks within city limits. Neighbors are lucky he was the only person who was hurt, he could have done serious damage to others. There were plenty of other legal fireworks displays last night.

Anonymous said...

Out with a bang!

Anonymous said...

Hey Greedo! just to let you know, we all hoped it was you and your inbred family of window lickers.

Anonymous said...

It’s best to just follow the rules instead of blowing yourself up for win you had absolutely nothing to do with. You can go too far for something that has no bearing on your life other than you witnessed it. #naturalselection

Greedo said...

Hey @12:36. Please spend all day thinking about me and how I made more money this morning than you will all month. Think bout it all of tonight when you spend it alone.

I'll be licking windows in a gated community while you get mad looking at your cheap ass refurbished phone. Good luck. We'll all enjoy your bitch boy comeback because I just knocked the taste of your mouth tough guy.

Keep on typing, show me how I won.

Anonymous said...


Well that's what happens when you break the law and support the NFL.
Nothing wrong with that Tony, I'm with you on this one.

Anonymous said...

^^ha!!! That's funny! much better than Greedo's retort. You win!

Anonymous said...

What’s funny is several years ago this guy blew his house up with his improvised fireworks, I think two other people died in that explosion.

Anonymous said...

The point Tony is making here is that the IQ of the man who orchestrated his early termination is about par for your local Chiefs fan. Lots of action created by limited brain functions.

Anonymous said...

1:35 FTW

Anonymous said...

Hey, Greedo. I'm not sure prison qualifies as a "gated community," but good luck with the fantasy.

Anonymous said...

^^Ha!!! Greedo got knocked the fuck out!!!

Anonymous said...

"I'll be licking windows in a gated community".
Sounds like Greedo is bragging that he'll soon be in an alzheimers facility. Well, good luck.

Anonymous said...

What’s the total body count related to Super Bowl Celebrations?

Anonymous said...

I agree with 1:35 as it does say a lot about the mentality of most Chiefs fans. Obedient as fans, but not to bright.

Anonymous said...

^^Who cares who you agree with Boomer? Nobody asked you.

Anonymous said...

^^OK, sperger.

Anonymous said...

On the bright side, Rush Limbaugh announced he has advanced lung cancer.

Anonymous said...

One man dead. Tyreeks son's arm still broke. NO one is supposed to talk of either. Must be a gay fan thing

Anonymous said...

Too bad the one who died wasn't Super Dave's hater who bitches all the time he doesn't live here. Those of us who know better laugh at the hater demonstrating his lack of known facts. Next thing you know he will be trying to tell us Chuck or Tony doesn't live here either.

Anonymous said...

Its too bad as it was an accident. But it was preventable. So when he arrives in heaven (or hell) and people ask why he was so young - he will be telling them the Chiefs won and he was celebrating. In either place, they wont care. There are more important things in the universe. Who remembers the athlete that won the 1 mile swim race, the javelin throw, the wrestling match, the archery contest, the chariot race or shotput in 300 B.C.? Nobody - as it doesnt matter. Someday people will not know who the Chiefs were. Their whole history will be on some little microchip, buried in a chip depository, manned by robots. And it could be accidentally deleted - the they would be lost for all time.

Anonymous said...

Have you tried removing your tongue from Tony's ass, Greebo? It would be perfect for you. It's free.

Anonymous said...

Greeto, too bad your dad didn’t pull out quicker to spare you your life of misery and disappointment.

Anonymous said...

He had children. That eliminates him as a Darwin award candidate.

Anonymous said...

Real danger is when a helmet won't help.