Thursday, December 12, 2019

2019: The Year Kansas City Hipsters Finally Told Foodies To Fudge Off

Turns out the fading restaurant biz can't and won't save local journalism . . . KC restaurant owners are too busy bribing social media sites and local hack "influncers" to pay out their typical mordida to metro publications.

The reality . . . The decline of the Kansas City restaurant scene is good for everybody's ethics AND livers.

And so, here's the quick roundup listicle from a foodie writer with noticeably fewer adjectives given the steady diet of garbage that most white ladies are forced to write regarding so many awful establishments . . .

Life and death in KC food and drink in 2019

Verdant vibes inside the Westside's Fox & Pearl. // Photo by April Fleming. For diners, 2019 has been a generous, heaping plateful of a year. Tons of interesting restaurants and bars-too many to name them all here-opened across the metro, offering everything from handcrafted pasta to vegan burgers to CBD cocktails to Burmese food.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Until I read the top 40 restaurant list I was unaware of all the very expensive places to eat in town. Eat the rich indeed.

Anonymous said...

Hipster don’t like foodies telling them what too eat. The hipster prefer to suck dick above all else. They’re the gay generation.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ You seem to think about sucking dick a lot. Weird.

Retro ROCKER said...

The Reasturants will have a hard time. The Credit cards are Taped out. PEOPLE are paying high mortgages and rent, Utilities. The Water bill alone would buy a great meal. You can't do business with someone who don't Have any money .

Retro ROCKER said...

And yes many will be taxed at fifty percent. No money honey .THE Markets are busy. Many are going farm to table .and yes pizza delivery and Town Topic will always be busy .Try there Chilli.