Thursday, November 14, 2019

KANSAS CITY SEASON OF PORCH PIRATES STARTS WITH PIZZA DUDE DISGUISE!!!

Here's a peek at a "clever" suspect in front porch robbery who begins the local season of shaming . . . Checkit:

As porch pirates evolve, police offer tips to prevent theft

As the holiday season approaches, more and more packages will be showing up on more and more doorsteps, but that also means more and more porch pirates will be out. Here are some tips from local police to prevent theft.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gotta give an E for effort.

Anonymous said...

My Mossberg 590A1 20-inch barrel with nine shells in the magazine would blow pizza boy all over my front yard. Free fertilizer is how I see it if they try to steal my stuff.

Anonymous said...

^^You've got nothing anybody wants geezer. There's really nothing of value to steal at the trailer park. Hell Cletus, you don't even own the shitty trailer you live in!

Anonymous said...

^^Just because you live next to me gives you no right to trash talk me like that. At least I pay my rent and don't have eviction notices on my front door like you do every other month.

Retro ROCKER said...

Have you ever read about the trailer park Millionaire, I'm sure there are many of them ,Have done business with A FEW They always have cash PAY in cash and no debt. And nice trucks, and cars, They tell me Buy pre,owned Cars or trucks and have someone else pay for the depreciation.

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. You live in the zoo!