Thursday, October 03, 2019

Fall Is Life: Kansas City Hipsters Already Planning Pumpkin Spice Weekends



The very best Instagram hottie comedian reminds us that FALL IS LIFE.

Fall is also the wonderful time of year when every middle-class white lady from age 22 to 67 dresses like Han Solo.

Even more local, fall is when local hipsters take their porch drinking game indoors . . .

Weekend Possibilities | Grilled Cheese Fest, Chiefs Fantennial 5K, And KC Bier Co. Oktoberfest

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

TKC do not remind readers there's an outdoors. Very dangerous. Just like the weather "forecasters" or crime reporters. Keep them inside and scared of everything.

Anonymous said...

^^Lol!! +1000000!!! Worthless shut-ins!

G. Washington said...

I'd like to know what is holding those gourds up against those melons.

Anonymous said...

Ok. I'll go too.
Nice pumpkins.

Anonymous said...

Hipsters would eat dog shit if if were pumpkin spiced dog shit. Fucking pussies.

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. Living in the ape house makes you a shut in by definition! Lol

Anonymous said...

Stole your idea, pumpkin spiced dog shit muffins coming soon!

Gonna make a fortune!

Anonymous said...

6:59, your Chimpy-shaming is funny af! Keep it coming.

Anonymous said...

You guys need to quit writing all this lurid and oh-so-vulgar shit on here. Elsewise your kids never gonna get into Harvard. — God

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