Friday, September 06, 2019
Kansas City First Red Friday And Westport Alley Art Before Super Bowl Disappointment
Let's start the season with a bold prediction that our blog community can debate for the next 20 weeks whilst people with real power work to rig the economy against the best interests of the American public . . .
THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS WILL NOT WIN THE SUPER BOWL THIS SEASON!!!
In fact, it kinda seems like all of this hype could be setting up QB Patrick Mahomes for some serious disappointment when it becomes clear that he can't carry the whole team and won't be able to really lead the organization by being a nice guy.
Of course, this blog community is part of an extreme local minority in this opinion . . . Every other media outlet is already making party plans and arguing over parade routes. To be fair, NFL rules have changed so much that the game now resembles a garish high-scoring 1st round NBA playoff game with every showboat on the field dancing for the cameras.
Still, an angry Scotsman once wrote: "The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry."
We're not going to link a ton of Red Friday garbage because we think a single hottie cheerleader standing in a Westport gravel alley filled with dead mice and discarded needles whilst pretending to be excited about new graffiti pretty much sums up local anticipation better than any other "news" item.
Check back every day until the team's 2020 conclusion to see if we're right.