Just a bit of a tradition that always inspires local curiosity from Kansas City denizens and visitors too lazy to read the damn sign.
Question: Hey TKC, Why Does The Plaza Fountain Look Like It' s Taking A Whizz??
Accordingly . . .
TKC ANSWER: J.C. Nichols Fountain is dyed gold in recognition of Childhood Cancer Awareness Month.
Best social media snark amid a great deal of mocking about this publicity stunt for an otherwise good cause . . .
"Somebody please tell the Plaza fountain to hydrate or maybe visit a urologist; not looking very healthy."
You decide . . .
This would be comedy gold if some hot chick would stand under it.
ReplyDeleteExplains why comedy is lame as shit since PC took over
DeleteAnd what idiot made the decision to do this?
ReplyDeleteSo funny. Why didn't someone, at some point, think that yellow fluid pouring out of a fountain might look like giant gouts of piss? Fitting for the direction of the town.
ReplyDeleteLove me some golden showers.
ReplyDeleteDrink that piss and gulp it down.
That water is coming from the kcmo water dept! Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThrow in some Diversity Potential Scholars firing guns at each other sideways in the background and it's the perfect symbol of KC.
ReplyDeleteAnd if the fountain water is Red (in honor of the Chiefs)?
ReplyDeletePiss on you, children's cancer!!
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ReplyDeleteWhoever came up with this idea is obviously an effeminate homosexual.
ReplyDeleteTOP PHOTO -- FULL STREAM AHEAD
ReplyDeleteWhen a water main ruptured beneath a corporate statuary park, the KC Council granted a tax abatement, paid for it's conversion to a fountain, and claimed that 25 million visitors would be enjoying golden showers every year in KC!!!