TKC MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY GOLDEN FOUNTAIN SHOWERS LOCALS WITH LOVE!!!



Just a bit of a tradition that always inspires local curiosity from Kansas City denizens and visitors too lazy to read the damn sign.

Question: Hey TKC, Why Does The Plaza Fountain Look Like It' s Taking A Whizz??

Accordingly . . .

TKC ANSWER: J.C. Nichols Fountain is dyed gold in recognition of Childhood Cancer Awareness Month.

Best social media snark amid a great deal of mocking about this publicity stunt for an otherwise good cause . . .

"Somebody please tell the Plaza fountain to hydrate or maybe visit a urologist; not looking very healthy."

You decide . . .

Comments

  1. This would be comedy gold if some hot chick would stand under it.

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    1. Explains why comedy is lame as shit since PC took over

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  2. And what idiot made the decision to do this?

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  3. So funny. Why didn't someone, at some point, think that yellow fluid pouring out of a fountain might look like giant gouts of piss? Fitting for the direction of the town.

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  4. Love me some golden showers.
    Drink that piss and gulp it down.

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  5. That water is coming from the kcmo water dept! Hahahahaha!

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  6. Throw in some Diversity Potential Scholars firing guns at each other sideways in the background and it's the perfect symbol of KC.

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  7. And if the fountain water is Red (in honor of the Chiefs)?

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  8. Piss on you, children's cancer!!

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  9. ^+9999999999999999999999999999999

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  10. Whoever came up with this idea is obviously an effeminate homosexual.

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  11. TOP PHOTO -- FULL STREAM AHEAD

    When a water main ruptured beneath a corporate statuary park, the KC Council granted a tax abatement, paid for it's conversion to a fountain, and claimed that 25 million visitors would be enjoying golden showers every year in KC!!!

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