Saturday, August 31, 2019

TKC MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY GOLDEN FOUNTAIN SHOWERS LOCALS WITH LOVE!!!



Just a bit of a tradition that always inspires local curiosity from Kansas City denizens and visitors too lazy to read the damn sign.

Question: Hey TKC, Why Does The Plaza Fountain Look Like It' s Taking A Whizz??

Accordingly . . .

TKC ANSWER: J.C. Nichols Fountain is dyed gold in recognition of Childhood Cancer Awareness Month.

Best social media snark amid a great deal of mocking about this publicity stunt for an otherwise good cause . . .

"Somebody please tell the Plaza fountain to hydrate or maybe visit a urologist; not looking very healthy."

You decide . . .

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice.

Anonymous said...

This would be comedy gold if some hot chick would stand under it.

Anonymous said...

And what idiot made the decision to do this?

Anonymous said...

So funny. Why didn't someone, at some point, think that yellow fluid pouring out of a fountain might look like giant gouts of piss? Fitting for the direction of the town.

Anonymous said...

Love me some golden showers.
Drink that piss and gulp it down.

Grip Madlock said...

Explains why comedy is lame as shit since PC took over

Anonymous said...

That water is coming from the kcmo water dept! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Throw in some Diversity Potential Scholars firing guns at each other sideways in the background and it's the perfect symbol of KC.

Anonymous said...

And if the fountain water is Red (in honor of the Chiefs)?

Anonymous said...

Piss on you, children's cancer!!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Whoever came up with this idea is obviously an effeminate homosexual.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- FULL STREAM AHEAD

When a water main ruptured beneath a corporate statuary park, the KC Council granted a tax abatement, paid for it's conversion to a fountain, and claimed that 25 million visitors would be enjoying golden showers every year in KC!!!