Friday, August 30, 2019

TKC EXCLUSIVE WARNING!!! AUTHORITIES MOBILIZE AGAINST KANSAS CITY LABOR DAY WEEKEND DEADLY VIOLENCE!!!



The Kansas City homicide count is already past the century mark and this weekend politicos and law men are working to prevent the violence from spiraling further out of control.

To wit and in much the same way as a faraway hurricane threatens to ruin the plans of locals . . .

TOP ECHELON KANSAS CITY INSIDERS REVEAL: AUTHORITIES ARE PREP FOR SPATE OF DEADLY VIOLENCE THIS WEEKEND AND HOPE TO PREVENT BULLETS RAINING DOWN ON RESIDENTS!!!

Expect to see more law enforcement on local streets cracking down on locals in every respect.

From DUI saturation patrols to an increased surveillance across the metro . . . Local law enforcement expects an uptick in violence and hopes their efforts will prevent the record-breaking Kansas City murder count from reaching new heights.

Developing . . .

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good luck.

we need more police on the streets but not sure if a rush of cops will prevent the homicides that have been going on all summer. Should have been more police on the streets back in june.

Founder said...

About time.

more thugs in jail would be a good conclusion for Kc Summer.

Anonymous said...

If it only where that easy as locking up the bad guys. You TKC dweebs don't realize that a simple call to a decent lawyer gets most criminals out in time to the party that night. KC jails are a revolving door and the conviction rate around here is a joke. It's not the police to blame but judges who let one criminal after the next back onto the street.

Anonymous said...

All sounds like a great time. We should sell tickets.

Anonymous said...


More police, and stop patting their butts. Hard time or death.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Sad but true. Some tough tactics are the only thing that will work.

Anonymous said...

Wished I cared like you losers. I don't. I'll be at the lake. You deal with it. Make sure you stay on here all weekend. It's the safest place for you all. Have fun!

Anonymous said...

Mogadishu on the plains y'all

Anonymous said...

^^ You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet he's at the lake, and you? You're here. Advantage him. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Chimpy! Where's our Maude and Matlock? Give the kids what they want or no more bananas for you!

Anonymous said...

It's not the bullets that are "raining down" that should concern us.

Anonymous said...

Impose martial law any nigger outdoors goes to jail or shot

Anonymous said...

I just saw a meet and greet, have coffee with a cop at Starbucks scheduled for the weekend.

Looks like they are busy.

Anonymous said...

Do the negroes even observe Labor Day? Most of them don’t work. They have every Monday off ( and Tuesday-Sunday ) so why should this weekend be any different?

Anonymous said...

^^I don't know. You don't seem to work either. You're here. Asking dumb questions. You'll be here tomorrow, the day after, the day after....so on and so on.

Anonymous said...

And so will you, @10:29, and so will you... over and over and over, with never anything to contribute, only snark, which you aren't even very good or original at.
What a sad little life you are wasting.

Anonymous said...

^^You mean a blog that is full of geezers spewing racist, misogynistic, hateful, shit day after day, over and over, with nothing of value or original ever contributed is not worthy of snark??

Anonymous said...

Hey chimpy, prove any of your statement with truthful facts otherwise shut the hell up.

Anonymous said...

With the extra police you should be extra safe at any doughnut shop in town! Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Yay! Chimpy is butthurt and flinging poo again! The kids will be so entertained.

Anonymous said...

Back on subject, these folks efforts may well keep the murder count for the month of August down from 107 or 108 to as low as 110.

Anonymous said...

Crossroads Community Association scaling back First Friday in response to tragic shooting, no more food trucks, outdoor vendors and performers.

"Crossroads Galleries, Studio Spaces, Restaurants, Retail and select Businesses will be OPEN on Friday, September 6th, 2019.
However, Food Trucks, curated Art Vendors, and performers will NOT be permitted on streets and sidewalks within the festival permit boundary due to the loss of General Liability Insurance and the inability to obtain new coverage in time. As a result, there will also be no street closures."


Anonymous said...

Yep. The black plague strikes again.

Anonymous said...

CCW all day everyday be safe my white brothers.

Anonymous said...

blacks ruin everything. Add first friday to the list

NicK said...

how do DUI checkpoints stop people from getting shot? cops dont prevent crimes more like a justification for the police state to harass people

Anonymous said...

I'm sure there is a correlation between the number of taco trucks and thug shootings. Kudos to our wise city leaders for finding it!

Anonymous said...

DUI saturation patrols? No public drinking for Teresa Loar!! She could get arrested and embarrass herself. She will have to drink at home alone in the dark. Just like every week night.