Wednesday, August 14, 2019

NEWSFLASH!!! SOCIAL MEDIA DESPERATELY SEEKING WALMART VANDAL WEARING KANSAS CITY ROYALS MERCH!!!



Like most of the garbage on social media, I'm absolutely sure this is a hoax but it's more innocent than the last time a local forum wanted to start a panic by posting mass shooter fake news . . .

This time around, some poor white lady making less than minimum wage will be forced to clean up the mess whilst the rest of us seek Internets fame and dominance . . .

And so, here's a clip where locals are "desperately" looking to find a vandal wearing KC merch . . . You decide . . . On the bright side, life for Internets viral video stunt performers is pretty awful.

Take a look:



Developing . . .

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep, he definitely broke something in that last clip.

Anonymous said...

I bet the cops prioritize this over murders. Whats the over under on JPB giving this dude a harsher sentence than murderers or JPB letting him go with a warning. Or is the bet that JPB will f it up all together and, like OJ, he is not guilty.

Anonymous said...

I'll take the under. Way under.

Anonymous said...

Looks like fun.

Anonymous said...

Walmart has enough money. They should be looking themselves. No need for the average person to help out the mega rich. You have better things to do.