Friday, August 30, 2019

Newsflash: Kansas City Chiefs Still Suck

Fanboys are attempting to keep up the hype after another preseason loss last night . . . This reader suggested news link sets the record straight. Checkit:

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Kansas City Chiefs

Some people are fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Kansas City Chiefs.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

We will see a different team when the real games begin. Western Division champs at least.

Anonymous said...

^^Dream on fool.

Anonymous said...

This quote says it all.

You know that feeling when you are at a car lot and about to buy a car; you know you are going to get fucked, you just don’t know how? That’s what it’s like watching a Chiefs playoff game.

Anonymous said...

^^did it feel like during the Colts game last year? No, it didn't. Your analogy sucks. Do better!

Anonymous said...

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- bad, bad to the bone... chiefs 5-11 in 2019

Anonymous said...

The Kansas City Chiefs won Super Bowl IV in January 1970. Since then we have suffered, no, YOU have suffered fifty years of frustration and disappointment. Meanwhile the saintly Lamar Hunt and now sonny boy Clark pocket multi millions by telling you "wait until next year". Well it is time to tell the team this is your last chance and stick to it. Do not fall for marketing that tells you to renew season tickets early. Don't give them another year of $60 for a 10x15 piece of asphalt to park your car on for four hours. Or rules that say you have to go inside the stadium if you really want to stay in your overpriced parking space. Do you realize that the $240 per day parking equates to $7200 a month rent, $86,400 a year rent? If Mahomes is not the savior this year it is time to have the stadium empty for games next year. Quit being taken advantage of by millionaires and billionaires.

Anonymous said...

^^No. I do what I want with MY money. Go manage your own broken finances. There's nothing worse than someone telling other people what to do with their money. I not sorry your broke and can't afford things. I can. I pay to be entertained at the games and I am. I have friends to go with, and it's a great time. Every time. I'm not sorry you have no friends. Go play solitaire you broke, lonely bastard!

Anonymous said...

Broke, lonely bastard with money in his pocket and not feeling ripped off as he leaves the stadium after another Chiefs loss.

Nobody likes a braggart, especially when he's lying.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Don’t. Stop. Dude you got your skull caved in by 9:28. Take it like a man and simper off now. You tried to run ignorant, got called on it and got run. Try again tomorrow loser, you’re all done for today.

Anonymous said...

National Anthem Curse can't be overcome. Disgrace the USA and never go past the AFC championship game.

Bob Sutton said...

I love the Chiefs, I buy Chiefs shit to support the team but never go to the games, Free parking in my garage, I have my fireplace rollin, I got my beer fridge, and for what a game goer pays for 1 beer, I bought a 12 pack for close to the same price. I got my bathroom 12 feet away (and its clean and dont have to wait in line) and the best part of all of this is, the second the game is over I am already home. Watching the game on my 65 inch tv, I see the game better, save shit tons of money and am not butthurt because I dumped 300 bucks on a game when we have a loss.