Wednesday, July 31, 2019

El Bryan Jokes Kansas City Abolish ICE

This town's very best political cartoonist offers an movement of levity amid increasing community tension during an immigration debate. Take a look at this week's community news comic hot take:

retorts illustrated by bryan stalder

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one.

Bryan absolutely gets the snowflake response perfect here. Very entitled, privileged and ignorant of their own arrogance. Nice job Stalder!

Anonymous said...

Abolish ICE is just one of many socialist demands. They also want so much more free stuff and the end to the kc police department too.

Anonymous said...

^^Ugh huh. Did you see that on Faux news this morning shitflake?

Anonymous said...


This joke is so stupid I'm embarrassed for this guy.

Anonymous said...

He should be more embarrassed about his status as an oildriller and the mutts he's spawned.

Anonymous said...

^^Why? You're not!

Melt the Snowflakes said...

If you think this joke is wrong or doesn't perfectly hit the mark...spell out how its wrong. Give real examples and refrain from comments about trump or ad homenim attacks.

Anonymous said...

^^no. Go fuck yourself. I'm free to ad homenim all I want. Suck my dick. I'll talk Trump all I want. Again, please fuck off!

Greedo said...

Please clean up your comments, no use being nasty all the time. Consider this a very polite and respectful warning. Absolutely agree with Melt the snowflakes.

Anonymous said...

He's off his meds, Greedo, and the case manager doesn't answer her phone. It's Matlock and Maude all day as he tries desperately to get his negative attention fix.

Every post, in fact, every day.

Anonymous said...

Greedo..did I miss your warning for those posters who advocate the extermination of the black race everyday on your blog?? Thought so. You're a fucking phony and a hypocrite.

Greedo said...

^^^^ We know that's you who does that as well. Those comments are deleted as soon as reported.

Just trying to be nice. Take my very gentle warning or leave it. I would rather that you used all that energy to try to make insightful and meaningful comments. Or at least some good jokes.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet they are not Weird.

Anonymous said...

9:48 did you miss the warning for those posters who advocate the extermination of the white race everyday in your demmocrim run shitty?? Thought so. You're a fucking phony and a hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

Hey will all of you faggots shut the fuck up so we can get back to the fact that Bryan Stalder is a worthless race traitor piece of shit?

Anonymous said...

As a member of the local Chapter of AAHAS (Amateur Anthropological Hilarity Appreciation Society), who spends lots of time observing "Karens" in their natural habitats (Wal Mart and Oak Park Mall), I find this cartoon to be completely accurate and very believable.

Anonymous said...

Especially you, Greedo, ya big bitch. If you can't handle free speech, then please fuck off.

Anonymous said...

Nice job Stalder! Really?

Bryan could shit his pants and you would come running to give him a pat on the back and a congratulatory rimjob, you fucking shill. You idolize a childish mommas boy who is so cucked by his wife that he sits when he pees. You have failed at life.

Anonymous said...

Ya mean, "Karens", as in Southeast Asians of Burmese/Thai lineages?

Most JoCo burb whitey wimmins are Ashleys and Jessicas!

Anonymous said...

Uhhh..@12:05, a "Karen" is the generic term for one of the smug, self-important "entitled" Bitches that stumble around the P&L District, Westport and the Plaza after one of KCs "major Events".

Their attitude is exactly what one would expect from the Suburban JOCO McMansion Trash they spring from.

(Try to keep up.)

Anonymous said...

Wanna hear a funny one, Greedo? What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life? First grade!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any niggers on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.