AS READERSHIP FADES, THE PITCH DABBLES WITH THE OCCULT!!! THAT SH*T IS THE DEVIL!!!
And so we ask . . .
WILL THE 'BLACK MAGIC' COVERAGE DOOM THE PITCH TO AN EVEN MORE GHASTLY DEAD-TREE MEDIA DEMISE?!?!
We report on the tragic descent into darkness with a heavy heart because the publication was formerly one of our favorites and now irresponsible leadership has plunged the local alternative institution into the abyss. Here's the reference but we DO NOT encourage anyone to read more:
Emma Olson Sometime in the last year or so, my friends all started turning into moon witches. These were women in their late twenties and early thirties. Women with graduate degrees who vaccinated their children, who read more than just the headline, who could spell "teleological" and use it in a sentence.