Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Park Rangers Coming Soon To Kansas City

Amid allegedly racist serial murder on local trails . . . To the random murder scene near youngster swing sets . . . Local parks can get hectic. And so this crime fighting effort is about more than protecting pic-a-nic baskets. But also, protesting pic-a-nic baskets is probably part of the job requirement as well. Checkit:

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe they can pick up syringes and full diapers in between huge tour groups.

Anonymous said...

Somehow this doesn't make me feel warm and fuzzy at all.

Anonymous said...

Need more zoo keepers.

Anonymous said...

Yup, @2:36 nailed it - about 700 Zookeepers, heavily armed, patrolling the East Side Zoo every night, taking out the trash.