Amid allegedly racist serial murder on local trails . . . To the random murder scene near youngster swing sets . . . Local parks can get hectic. And so this crime fighting effort is about more than protecting pic-a-nic baskets. But also, protesting pic-a-nic baskets is probably part of the job requirement as well. Checkit:
Maybe they can pick up syringes and full diapers in between huge tour groups.
ReplyDeleteSomehow this doesn't make me feel warm and fuzzy at all.
ReplyDeleteNeed more zoo keepers.
ReplyDeleteYup, @2:36 nailed it - about 700 Zookeepers, heavily armed, patrolling the East Side Zoo every night, taking out the trash.
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