NFL MISDIRECTION VIDEO GAME PLOY!!! KANSAS CITY CHIEFS QB PATRICK MAHOMES GRACES MADDEN 20 COVER!!!



Tonight local MSM keeps their readers and viewers stupid by regurgitating a corporate branding effort intended to distract locals against the alleged misdeeds of a litany of scumbags who play for the Kansas City Chiefs.

This classic gambit is called The Kansas City Shuffle and the heart of it is basically just making a buck by tricking local rubes into playing along with a never-ending scheme.

Here's the con:

KMBC: Patrick Mahomes will be Madden NFL 20's cover athlete

More deets:

The announcement came before the start of the NFL Draft on Thursday night, and Mahomes confirmed the news with a simple tweet, reading “It’s in the game. #Madden20.”

The Chiefs quarterback is having quite the year. He’s seen a slew of endorsement deals come his way, but this takes the cake as it relates to football fans.

Note that Mahomes becomes the first Chiefs player to make the cover of Madden.

Again, all of that is supposed to get fanboys to stop thinking about this:

KCTV5 obtains recording of Tyreek Hill and Crystal Espinal discussing their son’s broken arm

And this:

Chiefs trade for Frank Clark stirs debate on domestic violence in sports once again

Or mostly that these concussion-prone-dudes earn more in a year than what most locals will amass in a lifetime BUT they're still supported by EPIC taxpayer subsidy.

And so . . .

IS HISTORIC VIDEO GAME ACHIEVEMENT ENOUGH TO SILENCE CRITICISM OF THE KANSAS CITY AND THE MOSTLY AWFUL MEMBERS OF THE TEAM?!?!?

You decide . . .

Comments

  1. All good fun!

    Fans can play this when the team loses their first wildcard game. It's a win-win bitch!

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  2. And he doesn't even break children's arms.

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  3. OMG Bad Luck! It's a conspiracy!

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  4. This is cool, stop being such a hater Tony!

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  5. Stirs debate on domestic violence in sports? Only among people whose opinions don't matter - feminist professors and newspaper editors for example. The Chiefs will not lose a single ticket sale on the whiny complaints of nattering nabobs.

    The Chiefs have momentum.

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  6. Here's the dirty little secret: If Mahomes is part of this team, he's just as culpable for being a dirt bag. Not in a way that is guilt by association but we are the company that we keep.

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  7. He is Mahomey!

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    1. Mahomes wouldn't give you the time of day and if a camera was around he's probably rush past you without even acknowledging your presence. The Chiefs are better than YOU>

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  8. Mahomes better be chilling and getting ready to play football. He is losing his focus and losing it fast. If his head is everywhere but the field he will get his ass handed to him.His Cinderella tricky game play won't work this year like last year because all other teams have had months now to study his ass. I predict he will be the most sacked quarterback this coming season.

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  9. See ya' Tyreek don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out.

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