Wednesday, April 10, 2019

FANBOYS FORCED TO ADMIT KANSAS CITY ROYALS ARE EMBARRASSING!!!

Local sports coverage in the newspaper or on TV isn't allowed this kind of honesty. The criticism cuts to the core and shares an enlightening critique of the home team. Take a look:

The Royals are already embarrassing, and that's just unacceptable

Maybe you've forgotten, but 2011 was hype. It was basically prospect Christmas all season. That year, a ridiculous number of promising young players made their big league debut for the Kansas City Royals, including Eric Hosmer, Mike Moustakas, Johnny Giavotella, Salvador Perez, Danny Duffy, Tim Collins, Aaron Crow, Louis Coleman, and Kelvin Herrera; it also featured the Royals debut of Alcides Escobar, the full-season coming out party for Greg Holland, and the first semi-regular appearances for Jarrod Dyson.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

The whole organization is a failure. We can’t hit and can’t pitch. Half our team does not belong in the major leagues. Poor scouting department and minor league system. Cheapskate inbred hillbilly owner. Jesus freak dipshit general manager. Worst manager in baseball. Worst bullpen in baseball.

Anonymous said...

But they're re-building, and have plans to turn the Team around.

If only the fans will buy enough tickets and the City kicks in a large enough Subsidy, everything will be great!

Who knws, maybe in another thirty or so years, all the other teams will screw up and lose enough games to let s get into the Series.

Anonymous said...

Alex Gordon to the rescue.
He never disappoints.

Anonymous said...

7:31 nailed it. We're ten minutes into the season and we've already finished and in last place. Typical

Anonymous said...

Remember when Tony and the rest of us all said the Royals wouldn't see another World Series win for many years to come and you blowhard idiots fans told us we were wrong?

Well we were right and you supporting idiots were wrong.

Save all that money you waste on the Royals and take your family on a nice trip somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Must be from all that porn they are watching..

Anonymous said...

KC Royals, home of the biggest group of fair weather fans in MLB. Its the same ownership/management team that got us back to back World series. Just keep paying those Jackson County taxes to subsidize that beautiful stadium. We'll be alright!!

Anonymous said...

@10:08AM No I don't remember that because I'm not on here 24/7 like you. I have a life. You obviously don't. Who is this "we" you speak of?? Own your own life-failure.

Anonymous said...

10:08 is very correct many and I mean many posts were about the losing non winning Royals. So 12:53 it's to bad you suffer from select memory and can't remember if you wiped after that last dump you took. But the rest of us know because we can smell you and as yesterday and the day before that, you stink.

Anonymous said...

^^who is this "rest of us" you are speaking of dolt? The Royals went 86-76 in 2013, sounds like a winner to me shit-for-brains. The Royals went to back to back World Series in 14 & 15 you moron! They went 500 in 2016 fuckstick. They went 80-82 in 2017-two games below 500, and yes, they lost a lot last year, two losing season out of the last six. I'll take it. Face it, you have no fucking idea what the fuck you're talking about! Maybe do your research before you post again.

Anonymous said...

I blame that Physioc guy.

Anonymous said...

The team's been a tethered goatfuck since 1993 and there's only one person who's been involved in it since then: David Glass.

HE either needs to open up the fucking checkbook and buy some talent or sell the team to someone who gives a shit about owning a winning team!

Anonymous said...

2:18 take you head out of your ass. In baseball only one thing makes you a great ball team winning the World Series. Everything else leading up to it is earning the right to play in the series. Royals are like the Chiefs, they choke and choke often.

Oh BTW a lot of us think the Royals suck. But you go ahead and spend the kids college money and your retirement funds on a team that could care less what you think about them.

Remember, "Losers always whine about their best.(Like you 2:18) Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." The Royals have seen very, very, very few Prom Queens.