Visit Kansas City Hypes 'New Midwest' Moniker For Flyover Country



Here's a bit of propaganda directed at an alleged 25-million visitors every year . . .

"Visit KC, Kansas City's Official Visitors Guide, is the place to find insider tips, local favorites and info on what’s happening during your next visit. View the 2019 guide for the latest trends in culinary, culture, attractions and more in the New Midwest."

The Newspeak is in high gear as this town pushes booze, way too much BBQ and local junks to all of our guests from Nebraska.

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  1. TOP PHOTO -- ANNUAL ANAL

    VISIT KC: FEEL THE MAGIC "NU"!!!

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  2. And did you know that NONE of them ever return for another look?
    The city that never sleeps.
    Hahahahaha!!

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  3. Most of them come just to ride the 'toy train"

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  4. There should be a safety disclaimer attached, dont leave your hotel until game time and go straight back to your hotel when the game is over, watch out for the murderous thievin blacks and don’t feed the hobos!

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  5. The New Shithole of The Great Plains3/8/19, 9:21 AM

    Visit the Nelson Atkins. Beer pong parties, brews, and art!

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  6. Would be interesting to know how somebody came up with 25 million visitors. It's likely that a person who drives from Independence to Kansas City for his job five days a week counts as five visitors. Honesty has never been a strong point of PR firms.

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  7. Did you know that the people who comment on this topic live in Frogville and never ever come to KC? And guess what...nobody misses them! They don't account for shit! They enjoy Bob Evans and Dollar Stores and stink like shit anyway!

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  8. ^^^^^

    Really Bryon I live in KC never go to Bob Evens do like dollar store though.

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  9. ^^Figures. It's a wonderful place for failures like you.

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  10. ^^^ Funny little man calls somebody else a failure!
    HaHaHaHa!

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  11. Newspeak eh?
    DOUBLEPLUS UNCORRECT!

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  12. City minions out if full force today.

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  13. City minions can not even make accurate, informative, effective comments on a blog.

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  14. ^^^...and you think the pants-shitting geriatrics can?

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