Friday, March 08, 2019

Visit Kansas City Hypes 'New Midwest' Moniker For Flyover Country



Here's a bit of propaganda directed at an alleged 25-million visitors every year . . .

"Visit KC, Kansas City's Official Visitors Guide, is the place to find insider tips, local favorites and info on what’s happening during your next visit. View the 2019 guide for the latest trends in culinary, culture, attractions and more in the New Midwest."

The Newspeak is in high gear as this town pushes booze, way too much BBQ and local junks to all of our guests from Nebraska.

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- ANNUAL ANAL

VISIT KC: FEEL THE MAGIC "NU"!!!

Anonymous said...

And did you know that NONE of them ever return for another look?
The city that never sleeps.
Hahahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

Most of them come just to ride the 'toy train"

Anonymous said...

There should be a safety disclaimer attached, dont leave your hotel until game time and go straight back to your hotel when the game is over, watch out for the murderous thievin blacks and don’t feed the hobos!

The New Shithole of The Great Plains said...

Visit the Nelson Atkins. Beer pong parties, brews, and art!

Anonymous said...

Would be interesting to know how somebody came up with 25 million visitors. It's likely that a person who drives from Independence to Kansas City for his job five days a week counts as five visitors. Honesty has never been a strong point of PR firms.

Anonymous said...

Did you know that the people who comment on this topic live in Frogville and never ever come to KC? And guess what...nobody misses them! They don't account for shit! They enjoy Bob Evans and Dollar Stores and stink like shit anyway!

Anonymous said...

^^^^^

Really Bryon I live in KC never go to Bob Evens do like dollar store though.

Anonymous said...

^^Figures. It's a wonderful place for failures like you.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Funny little man calls somebody else a failure!
HaHaHaHa!

Anonymous said...

Newspeak eh?
DOUBLEPLUS UNCORRECT!

Anonymous said...

City minions out if full force today.

Anonymous said...

City minions can not even make accurate, informative, effective comments on a blog.

Anonymous said...

^^^...and you think the pants-shitting geriatrics can?