Kansas City Zoo Captive Penguin Named Vortex But TKC Readers Will Call Him 'Pothole' During His Short, Cruel Life

Actually, "Pothole Snowball" was the pr0n nickname given to him by local social media users. Here's the happy news:

Kansas City Zoo needs city's help naming newest king penguin chick

The Helzberg Penguin Plaza at the Kansas City Zoo just got fluffier.A second king penguin chick hatched and is now on exhibit, and the zoo needs Kansas City's help naming the adorable chick.The zoo is asking for name suggestions on its Facebook page. There are two "play pens" in the cold penguin exhibit.