Monday, March 04, 2019

KANSAS CITY MONDAY BRIDGE JUMPER MOMENTARILY STOPS MIDDAY TRAFFIC!!!

Police cope with personal drama on local street and we offer an encouraging word to all those who suffer from depression. It might not get better but life goes on nevertheless . . . Here's the news:

Police: WB I-70 closed at Jackson after person jumps from bridge

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- Westbound lanes of Interstate 70 are closed at Jackson Avenue as police investigate after a person jumped from nearby bridge. It happened about 1 p.m. Monday at the 23rd Street overpass. Police said the person is in critical condition. This is a developing story.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Check and be sure the entire staff of the KCMO city financial staff is still accounted for.
Seems somewhat premature given Sly hasn't left town yet.

Anonymous said...

^^Really, really stupid. Not funny nor original in the least. Wholly without merit or any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Funnier than your comment.

Anonymous said...

2:42 Must’ve been a kolored who landed on his thick skull, only they could survive jumping off a bridge!


Please refrain from reading this blog if you don't have a sense of humor and a good looking mother.

Anonymous said...

It works better when there's a river below.

Anonymous said...

I laughed reading 2:42, but I'm not a troll so maybe that's why.

Plaid jacket said...

@3:34 - THAT is comedy my friend.

Anonymous said...

^^^@3:25 Please refrain from offering anyone advice as you are a poster on a blog for dying geriatrics, so your life choices are for shit.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it was a Bike KC bicyclist who hit a pot hole and took a tumble off the bridge.

3:50 is dipshit hypocrite, or dumbass talking to himself! said...

You're here!

Anonymous said...

Splat!

Anonymous said...

Maybe one of these days Tony will finally leave his moms basement and kill himself especially since he hates Kansas City, its people

Anonymous said...

I know it's been a hard winter but jumping off a bridge is a little extreme.