Friday, March 15, 2019

Former Kansas City 'First Lady' Gloria Squitiro Still Bothering Voters Locally

This is all the mention that this one deserves . . . Unless our blog community comes up with a few fun quotes. For now, the lady who provided a great deal of local political entertainment is still busy embarrassing her husband. Take a look at this former KCMO power player who is still not content to stay out of the spotlight. Read more:

Former Kansas City first lady Gloria Squitiro sent us her new book, and the word bravery is in the subtitle

I wasn't around KC during the Mayor Mark Funkhouser years, but I occasionally leaf through old Pitch issues and think about how much fun it would have been to cover a mayor whose wife was literally banned from City Hall.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...


She is trash and trash is what KC always puts in office. No decent person will run this city look at Sly James. TRASH

Anonymous said...

Did you read it Tony? You might want to. There's a chapter about you.

Byron Funkhouser said...

"In 2011, Funk was blacklisted in Kansas City and we were forced to leave the home where we raised our children and move to Washington, D.C."

Poor baby. Not true. Paranoia.

It was amazing how quickly he got that new job.

Mr. Big Pants said...

I don't think TKC has the cash to spare. All of his change goes to fund coffee and snack cakes. And it's unlikely she wrote anything that couldn't have just been put in a blog post.

Bwahahahahahahahhahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

I read it. It's garbage. She ruined her husband's career and I guess isn't content to stop embarrassing him. That's a shame.

Old smudge said...

Vanity press. but I will give it a read when it goes on sale.

Anonymous said...

What a gross nasty woman. Damn, I had almost forgotten her.

Anonymous said...

Byron you lie. You can't see anything... Jealous brother that is a thief. Die hard bitch.
You have accomplished nothing in your wasted life . So long loser.

Anonymous said...

^^ Ha Byron is out stealing from the cars in front of his housing complex. Don't forget, his wife is a world class pianist.... BUT... has arthritis and WE pay for her disability also. Byron has zero respectability. Just die in West Virginia . P.S. Got your ass beat tonight. Go Away.

Anonymous said...

And yet the voters are being asked to put "Gloria II" into office as Mayor!

Both she and Ms. Justice show us how successful it is to "put lipstick on a pig".

Anonymous said...

^^^^ GOOD POINT!

Anonymous said...

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hyperblogal said...

Gloria, to see the reason for Funk's failure in KC, all you need is a mirror.

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