Wednesday, March 20, 2019

CELEBRATE!!! KANSAS CITY POWER PLAYER DIANA KANDER LAUNCHES PODCAST: PROFESSIONAL AF!!!



She was always the smarter, meaner, better looking and more ambitious part of this local power couple . . . Now Diana Kander is taking the lead of this Kansas City dynamic duo with her new podcast: Professional AF.

The AF is supposed to be edgy.

The tagline: Essential habits for women at work.

Description . . .

"Diana interviews authors and thought leaders who have something to teach women about how to be more awesome at work. Diana acts like a guinea pig for each episode, trying the advice and instruction before each taping to report back on how well it worked for her."

Here's the deal, and TKC hates giving compliments . . . Diana Kander has a preternatural brilliance that has shaped the KCMO political scene for the past 10 years and she's done it as a side hustle. She's a NYT bestseller, a successful biz lady and probably wasting her time by even visiting this cowtown from time to time . . . The benefit of listening to her podcast is that there is wisdom to be gained from from all the stuff that isn't blatant self-promotion. The lady's brain farts are probably more incisive than knowledge that your grand-pappy spent his whole life accumulating.

Still, TKC could only take it for about five minutes. It's just a bit too upbeat, cheerful and filled with practical advice that might take away from my busy video game schedule.

Your mileage may vary but the odds are that this lady has accomplished more than most TKC readers who also can't be bothered to listen to anyone but the self-destructive voices in their heads.

You decide . . .

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

A motivational goldmine that should really get all of the insurance people in KC something to think about before lunch.

Kurt KC said...

Will it help me sell my cuckoo clock business to investors? I'm getting tired of cleaning all of the bird shit out by myself.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, she should have ran for mayor. Would have been better than Jolie.

chuck said...

If that picture means she wants us all to turn lemons into lemonaide, then ask her to report to the Kansas City Skool Disrik with a metric fuck ton of sugar.

Anonymous said...

^^Boring. Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Predictable from a minority who once read 1/2 of a book (Dr. Seuss).

Anonymous said...

Listened for 5 minutes and the podcast gave me PTSD.

Anonymous said...

@8:52 Predictable from a pants-shitting geriatric who never read a book, but once colored in one.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- SOURPUSS

MARKETING 101, TIP 737

Hire someone to paint your house white, and repeat the DAILY AFFIRMATION "I REALLY DO LIVE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!"

Anonymous said...

9:05 ...as if you could tell if anyone knew how to color.

Anonymous said...

9:09 - That actually would qualify 9:05 (Along with the extra 400 points given to him on his SATs because..., slavery...) for graduation from MU.

Anonymous said...

9:05 - only has to pass "Affirmative Action" coloring along with "African American" studies to graduate, which, basically consists of listening to rap music on his headphones on his way to basketball practice.

Anonymous said...

^^^ plus, he only has to use one color to graduate - black.

Anything else, would be "RAYCISSSS!!!!"

Carly Bigums @ Worship my bigums tv said...

OMG it's like, like, she is so like, inspiring.

Anonymous said...

Oh Goddamn! 8:52AM got knocked the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Typical Russian Hustler

Anonymous said...


Has anyone ever noticed that when Byron Funkhouser blogs geezer hater disappears, and when geezer hater shows up Byron disappears?

Sybil?????

Anonymous said...

^^No, because I don't spend my life on here like you do. LOSER!

Anonymous said...

But, you actually do. Weird. :)

Byron Funkhouser said...

10:06 is obsessed.

Diane would have been a good mayor.

Anonymous said...

Oh snap! 10:06AM just got knocked the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Byron: go shove it up your ass, faggot. Hows the disability scamming going these days?

Anonymous said...

^^Stay down chump! Stay down!

Anonymous said...

Diana is the most beautiful woman ever.

Anonymous said...

11:26 shut her pie hole. I'd advise against defending B'LIEron's honor. He will suck you off either way and it's better to not sully yourself by dropping down to that bottom-feeding rat fuck shit rag's level.

Anonymous said...

Byron post while geezer hater is sucking him. Geezer hater posts while Byron is sucking him.

Byron Funkhouser said...

11:32's wonderfulness is self-evident.

I'm a geezer, you dumb fuck.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^A geezer who hates everyone.

Anonymous said...

***And is also hated by everyone.

Anonymous said...

Answer this geezer Byron: What happened in your life for you to turn out to be such a lefty moron? Why are you such a pile of worthless trash? And why are you commenting on a KC blog from a trailer park in the hills of Sheep Fuck, WV?

Anonymous said...

Professional AF. An oxymoron if there ever was one.

Anonymous said...

Professional Ass Fuck? Is that what it means, because if it does, I’m pulling out my wallet. Now if she goes all ATM, I’ll get my debit card.

Anonymous said...

That's the point. She's perky but will stab your forearm with a dart.

Chuck, funny AF!!! said...

Typo! You meant 8:49.

Anonymous said...

The title of the podcast tells you all you need to know about whether or not to take the Kanders seriously. What a couple of local celebrity douche turds.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Why would I want you assholes to like me?

Elizabeth Holmes is my Idol said...

She needs to adopt a baritone voice.

Anonymous said...

Here’s How You Buy Your Way Onto The New York Times Bestseller List

Anonymous said...

Obivious Russian collusion with this one. I give her cuckold husband credit for making up the PTSD in order to dodge the mayor’s job he no longer coveted.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Unfair. Kander would have made a better man than any of the people that we've got running now.