Saturday, February 02, 2019

RAT FAKE NEWS SEYZ LESS WINTER!!!

Before we get started, here's a reminder that most of what locals think of as "news" is either a Bill Murray movie rip-off or outright propaganda . . .

Groundhog Day: Punxsutawney Phil doesn't see his shadow, predicts an early spring

Pennsylvania's most famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, did not see his shadow on Saturday and predicted an early Spring. Members of Punxsutawney Phil's top hat-wearing inner circle plan revealed their forecast at sunrise on Saturday. However, Phil's prediction is decided ahead of time by the group on Gobbler's Knob, a tiny hill just outside Punxsutawney which is located about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

fuck that rat

Anonymous said...

That fucking ground hog can’t predict weather any better than Gary Lezak but at least he isn’t a homosexual.

Anonymous said...

Gary’s gay lover has him convinced that his 3” cock is really 9”. That’s why his forecasts are always wrong.

Anonymous said...

7:42: Awwww. Did the groundhog turn you down again?

Anonymous said...


Come on he may not be able to predict the weather but he's cute. Don't be mean to the groundhoggy.

Anonymous said...

Is that the groundhog that was in Caddyshack?

Anonymous said...

Is Gary really a homosexual? How long has he been gay? When did he turn gay? Nobody told me he was a homosexual.

DeBergerac said...

So let me get this straight - if the Groundhog sees his shadow, we're going to have six more weeks of Winter, but if it's cloudy out then Spring is only a Month and a Half away, right?