Wednesday, February 27, 2019

El Bryan Collects Kansas City Complaints

An important overview of KCMO concerns confronting the new mayor and City Council members during this election season. Also, those of use who know a bit about Kansas City history can spot a familiar caricature. Checkit:

retorts illustrated by bryan stalder

12 comments:

City Hall Thug said...

Wut's the matter boy? Wheres ur balls!

Anonymous said...

"I'd like to live in a city that works." -- El Bryan

When are you moving outside KCMO? I ask because I don't think they're changing.

One Nice Hombre said...

Hows life up there in Indian mound territory.

Anonymous said...

Would have been perfect if he added "When are my streets going to get plowed or treated", "Why am I paying so much in taxes?" and "Why are you pursuing bike lanes?"

The Dirt Cheap Property Taxes of Indian Mound said...

Just curious. Is it safe to live there in that part of town? Or do you need to have a safe full of AR and AK rifles and mow the lawn with a 45 strapped to your side?

Anonymous said...


Life in Indian Mound territory is great you just can't go out after dark. That's not so bad now is it?

Anonymous said...

Bryan is pretty good. Like his stuff.

Byron Funkhouser said...

"I'd love to live in a city that works."

He moved to D.C. to work for the Scientologists, because he is SO smart.

Anonymous said...

Byron if Chet was alive he'd beat your ass but good for speaking ill of his #1 son. You're a failure and even your Dad knew it. Mark has a job, was even a Mayor while you have and are nothing, so who is the winner here?

Anonymous said...

^^Certainly not you. You're here asking "important" questions on a blog for dying geriatrics. You lose.

Anonymous said...

^^Or you, who is here answering to those he claims are losers. See how they own you, because you do this all day long when you could be having a real life somewhere else. 150 years ago you would have been called a slave.

Anonymous said...

^^Or you, who is here answering to those who have answered to others. That makes you worse. See how 11:000AM owns you, because you do this all day long when you could be having a real life somewhere else. 150 years ago as well as today, you are a called a bitch. Especially 11:00 AM's bitch. Bitch.