Thursday, January 31, 2019

Mizzou Tigers Sports Clipped From Post Season Play Over Academic Fraud Hot Mess

Here's the best round-up of an EPIC bit of sports discipline for the Missouri state college that was allegedly cutting corners. Checkit:

NCAA hammers Mizzou on academic fraud case, including postseason ban on football

The NCAA Division I Committee on Infractions brought down the hammer on the University of Missouri for former tutor Yolanda Kumar's admission of academic fraud with Mizzou athletes. The MU football, baseball and softball programs were all sentenced to postseason bans for the upcoming season, on top of scholarship and recruiting limitations and vacated wins and records.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

But they wuz Ath-uh-leets!
Whut biznuss thez got takin tests?
How they gon' practice an party?

Anonymous said...

Mizzoops!

Anonymous said...

Grambling of the Midwest.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when the protesters several years ago gained national attention and enrollment dropped. Mizzou had to cheat to improve its image.

Anonymous said...

Should stayed with their friends in the Big 12.

Anonymous said...

Probably 75% of the students at Mizzou are academically inferior and nearly all of the football and basketball players are.

Anonymous said...

Diversity at its finest, the future of this country is doomed.

NicK Beach said...
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Anonymous said...

Ha! Take a knee Mizzou.

MAYBE CLICK SHOUTED: HEY, GET SOME MENSA OVER HERE! said...

Yep, it's all Yolanda's fault. No way that Mudzoory Cooniversity would even hint that it's acceptable to coddle the dumb jocks, er, I mean, superb future pro athletes.

Anonymous said...

After the shitshow at UNC and the resulting (non) punishment, this seems fair. The NCAA is a joke.