Kansas City Boulevard Brewery Chocolate Ale Comeback For Valentine's 2019 Season

Never tasted this brew but it has troubled history that includes hipster fetishism and bad batch recalls.

"This year’s iteration, made with cacao nibs, chocolate and vanilla extract, will be in four-packs of 12-ounce bottles and on draft. It started popping up around Kansas City yesterday."

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There's a whole new kind of chocolate fountain in town. Chocolate Ale (8.7% alcohol by volume) is back. The collaboration brew between Boulevard Brewing Co. and Christopher Elbow, which debuted in 2011, has inspired folks to stalk delivery trucks, led to a recall and had a brief dalliance with raspberry as an additive.

Comments

  1. Fuck Boulevard. They still trying to bully that church down the street from them?i Their beer sucks and the only people drinking it are limp-wristed faggots

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  2. OMG the tourists are going to flock here in massive herds from all over the planet to have a bottle of this! Let's hurry up with the airport!

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  3. I like Boulevard and Rotisserie coffee.

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    1. Rotisserie coffe sucks. It’s made by a douche bag, Danny O’Neill, who disrespects cops trying to do their job.

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  4. You ever hear a chink try to say Budweiser? They pronounce it “Buttwiper”.

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  5. If chocolate was so great with beer or ale every bar in the free world would be serving it up like they do red beer.

    Just another hipster fad that nobody will admit isn't all that tasty to begin with.

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  6. ^^Most every craft beer bar in the world has a chocolate beer you stupid asswipe! Jesus Christ Stupid Dave, why are you so fucking dumb!

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  7. ^^ Have a nice day!

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  8. LOL! Stupid dave got knocked the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. ^^^^^No stupid he made a good point and your post at 12:02 shows what a moron you are.

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    1. ^^^No, stupid Dave made an idiotic point as usual, and 12:02 body checked him into the glass for his stupidity. Stupid Dave was trying to bag on hipsters, but ended up coming off as the geriatric fucktard he is.

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  10. ^^ I made the post you moron, Jesus, Joseph, Mary, are you a fucking retarded.

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  11. ^^^^^”are you a fucking retarded”?!?! Jesus Christ stupid Dave, why are you so fucking dumb? LOL!!!!

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  12. Anything other than following the Chiefs and your local college sports program will hereby be considered hipester in this skidmark town.

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