Thursday, January 17, 2019

EPIC INTERNETS WEATHERMAN CALLS UPCOMING KANSAS CITY ARCTIC BLAST!!!



Amid fear of the big chill, there's an increasing media spotlight on this Internets celebrity who continues to amass a far greater following than any of the hottie Kansas City forecasters spinning their clickbait . . . And so, forecast of Frankie MacDonald drops a local mention.

The best write-up so far comes from Riverfront Times:

Internet's Best Weatherman Returns With a Dire Weather Warning for Missouri

Deets:

The 34-year-old says the region will face strong winds, blowing and drifting snow, ice pellets and freezing rain. He urges residents to "have your winter boots, winter jackets, hats, gloves, scarfs and ski pants ready." And, of course, "Order your pizzas and Chinese food and buy cases of Pepsi and Coke."

MacDonald has racked up more than 32 million views with his near-daily weather reports directed at cities across the world since joining YouTube in 2011 . . . MacDonald's half-shouted, rapid-paced delivery has earned him legions of fans worldwide — including more than 185,000 followers on YouTube — and has even seen him report the weather for the Canadian Broadcast Corporation and Calgary's X92.9 (CFEX-FM) radio station.

MacDonald says the storm will particularly affect the cities of St. Louis, Kansas City, Jefferson City, Springfield, Seymour and East St. Louis. He encourages residents to "drink lots of green tea, white tea, red tea — drink lots of green tea to keep you warm."


Take a look:



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21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get this guy a KC show. Seriously. Would be much better and informative to watch than half of the "hotties" who are almost always wrong. Obviously, this guy has more fans than them. It makes good business sense and he seems a lot more real and much nicer than the KC celebrities.

Anonymous said...

MacDonald for mayor !

Anonymous said...

No, don’t listen to this fool. Yes, you might need extra food, but worry about what’s important. Make sure you have more than enough whiskey and dope to ride out the storm. Line up some slut that lives close to you that you can fuck. That’s how you make it through an epic snow storm.

Anonymous said...

I caught my neighbor putting downed tree limbs and branches in my yard this morning. Around 430am looked outside and couldn't believe it. I went outside and said, what the fuck? He said that because I have a lot more than him he thought it made sense to just combine them. I said, okay, then why didn't you ask me if you thought it was a reasonable idea. Unbelievable!

chuck said...

I love that guy!

Great forecast!

Kinda like Katy Horner, only a lot more nuanced, reasonable and circumspect.

Anonymous said...

@7:31AM...thanks for whatever the fuck that was. How does that relate to the topic at hand? It doesn't. None of us are interested in your fucking boring life. If you had friends or family, this would be the shit to tell them. Don't tell us, we don't care!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha. Smile more, amigo. It's not even 8am and you're already pissed off. So sad!

Barney Frank said...

His boy toy probably went limp last night,he needs someone to take it out on.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, he's saying I don't have friends but he's the one policing comments on TKC. So sad! Its freakin TKC people make all types of irreverent comments whenever however they feel. Dude needs to go suck a dozen dicks today to set his world straight (I mean, gay) again.

Anonymous said...


Good God Tony, where did you drum up this guy!

Anonymous said...

^^From your wife's bedroom.

Anonymous said...

@7:55AM- I thought you were told to go find some friends to talk to? I am also not interested in your waste of a life. Also, go work your kinks out elsewhere. Fucking perv?

Anonymous said...

Go re-wipe your fat wife's ass. The doggy pads arent cutting it. Put something make-up on her. The producers of "My 600 lb Wife" will be paying you a visit.

Anonymous said...

^^Ugh. Weak. Real weak. Dude, you got knocked the fuck out and this is all you could come up with? Weak.

Anonymous said...

This weather will help the Kansas City Chiefs beat the CHEATING Patriots.

How to help:

1. Put lots of water on Patriots sideline so it freezes and Tom Brady slips and wakes up and does not think cheating is okay.
2. Don’t pull the hotel fire alarms. They expect it since they’ve done it somehow.. karma is a bitch.
3. Hold banners in front of Patriots’ hotel that say “CHEATERS!”
4. Hold banners in front of Stadium or their hotel that says You don’t suck CHEATERS.
5. Have airplane fly above stadium that says AMERICA HATES THE PATRIOTS. Remember DEFLATEGATE, SPYGATE, BELICHICKGATE.
6. Call Brady old... in front of his wife if you see her.
Bonus- Don’t do any of this. Won’t be needed. Defense will take care of Brady and Andy will run the score up.
Remember- Karma is a bitch.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^ Yer little sister said she can come over to my house for a few days so thanks for the idea. =8^/

Anonymous said...

They're already scaling back on the forecast, especially temp-wise.

Chimpmania.com said...

Chimpmania.com calls bullshit. No major storm for KC. Only strong winds.

Anonymous said...

This guy is EPIC. Good call. He is definitely one of the best weathermen I've seen.

Anonymous said...

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. Mustard.

Anonymous said...

The dude is a hot mess. His forecasts aren't accurate. Look back. He's maybe a coin toss at best.