Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Kansas City Crossroads Foodie Palace Represents American Melting Pot

Here's a taste of the Pitch asking readers to swallow their politics along with begging for donations on every article. Whilst we admire the colorful writing, progressive snark has always been a tough sell.

Check this news byte:

Parlor food hall: your guide to the Crossroads culinary playground

Zach Bauman Nowhere does America's dream of the "melting pot" seem more perfectly realized than the food court, where the sometimes competing, sometimes complementary aromas from a dozen fryers and flat-tops tangle in the air like a den of scent snakes.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like they say when all else fails lower your standards.

Anonymous said...

Barf

Anonymous said...

^^say the geezers who have never been and will never go. Stick to tapioca losers, it's all you know.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Says the pathetic little clown on a Library Computer who hates himself and therefore everyone else and hasn't had a job since he got fired from McD's during his second (and last) year of High School.

Anonymous said...

^^zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

Went to parlor a few weeks ago. It is nice but it is HUGE. Seems like it's going to be tough to keep the place filled in the years to come...but hopefully I'm wrong because it is cool.

Anonymous said...

@9:25 hey look everybody! Nobody showed up again! Hahahahaha!

Retro ROCKER said...

Passing through the Crossroads and stopped in the Food is Great IT LOOKS like in the future Parking may become a problem. Better atmosphere then the POWER AND LIGHT DISTRICT .THERE ARE MANY GREAT RESTURENTS IN THE CROSSROADS.

Anonymous said...


There's a lot of places I would like to eat in the city, but parking is such an issue that that you can't. Plus geezer hater will be out shooting at everyone because he still has red foreskin, and he's pissed about that!

Anonymous said...

^^^Stay in Frogville pops, don't be bringing your broke-ass into the city to fuck up everything! You don't fucking tip, and reek of shit!

Anonymous said...

Yes taxpayers and future taxpayers are holding the debt bag (debt bomb) for the great crossroads glory hole party.

Good luck kids.

Anonymous said...

^^Thanks! Now shuffle off this mortal coil pops!

Anonymous said...

Ignore the nobody @9:05/10:03/11:26/12:28 who sucks buttcracks and nutsacks with his buttboiz in the soyboiz BathHouse.

Anonymous said...

^^Umm no. Fuckoff, that dude gets it! He's the best thing going on this piss-ant blog!

Anonymous said...

^^Ha! The Russian Bathhouse bot got knocked the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

3:16 is 2:14, and telling everyone he believes his buttboiz are the best!!!!!!!!

His STD-addled brain is confused, thinking he's King Piss Ant !!!!!!!!