Saturday, December 08, 2018

Kansas City Breaks Tuba Record


In nice news, a national achievement for this town reported by one of our favorite all-time newsies . . .

Take a look:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- R U HORNY BABY?

There once was a strumpet
Who blew a mean trumpet
Her girlfriends were a flutist
And shapely tall tubist

The trio were strippers
Performed as the Tight Lippers
Dropped their undies for encore
As the crowd stood and roared
They raked in the dough from appreciative tippers
Though the men left their shows with only blown zippers!!!