Kansas City Flashback Friday: Remember When The Chiefs Partied In Westport?!?!

Here's a desperate hamburger publicity grab that remembers the glory days of this party district before it mostly served near hobos, hipsters and 30K-millionaries. Read more:

Westport Flea Market offers Mahomes free meals, ketchup

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) - Patrick Mahomes is getting more ketchup. Westport Flea Market says they take offense to a Pittsburgh company, like Hienz, dictating when Mahomes can receive free ketchup. Starting Friday, Mahomes will eat free for life at Westport Flea Market. The restaurant says Mahomes can have unlimited ketchup.

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  1. Remember when Westport was safe?

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  2. Oh wow this is really cutting edge news. They actually pay someone to put stuff like this together?

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  3. I would love to see the chiefs party in Westport or any where else for that matter I would take a ball bat to their knees and throw shit on them!

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  4. ^^yea right tough guy. They would stomp a mud hole in your ass, and I would laugh my ass off. Pussy bitch!

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  5. I love seeing multimillionaire's getting free shit.

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  6. He doesn’t need forever free food he’s a mega millionaire. Westport flea market really means free blowjobs from hipster dudes, just please please show up here so we can do photos and post all over social media!

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  7. That boy needs a free barber more than anything else.

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  8. ^^Hurry up and die! It's a new world. You're not a part of it.

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  9. 1:47 is right.

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  10. Mahomes is a fool if he goes down to Westport...drunks, druggies, and skanks with STDS.

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  11. OMG must go there, it's like, I might see the troll doll quarterback eating ketchup!

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  12. And in other news, Mahomes says he wants a Whataburger to be built here--he likes THEIR ketchup best. Will someone explain they will SELL him a franchise at a hugely discounted rate, as long as he does commercials?

    What our boo needs most is perhaps a better agent. And, dare I say it, a vocal coach? He's a genius at reading plays, spotting upcoming plays, photographic memory, cheerful personality. Will easily replace Trent Green et al in calling NFL games on TV, hopefully in 15 years when he's done playing, but his voice is odd. High and glottal. Like he swallowed a squirrel who is gnawing on his vocal cords. This is probably fixable. I doubt it is steroids. Hope not. Our hero.

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    1. Mahomes: our hero.

      Tracy Thomas: our zero.

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  13. I've waited 67 years for youngster like this to come along and play for the Chiefs! Life is now worth living a while longer.

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  14. ^^^ That's the right attitude geezer. Momentum, world class, frosty, pride, all that good stuff that makes KC the greatest city on the planet. All thanks to the heroic efforts of Mayor Sly.

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  15. ^^The good news. You'll be dead soon.

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  16. I remember seeing Tommy Morrison at Westport all of the time, and Willie Wilson every so often.

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  17. Mahomes wouldn't dare be caught dead in a place that he might have to engage one of his toddlers-masquerading-as-adults wearing his name on their back.

    What kind of grown man wears another man's name on their back anyway?

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  18. Old man Casey11/16/18, 8:40 PM

    All of you birches made me laugh. Thank you!

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  19. instead of the flea market giving him free meals for life why dont they feed the homeless vets for free

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  20. That is a remarkably good idea, 8:15! To try to manage it somehow would be a challenge, but a local agency in Westport could take on giving out numbered cards, good for one burger on either Tues/Wed/Thurs only, to known homeless veterans-- "Patrick Mahomes sent me. He said to be sure to ask for heavy on the ketchup."

    (And yes, trolls, I know that one puts on their own ketchup at the Flea. I've been going there since Bob Berdella was my jeweller/booth friend in the mid 70's.)

    It would show enormous respect to the veterans.

    That's how the Flea does their trade coupons, T/W/Th. I know from Hearne Christopher, who was so cheap he would not pay me or Tony for writing posts for KC Confidential, he just papered us with Flea trade bucks. They do not include a soft drink. Value around $9 includes fries AND KETCHUP!!!

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