Kansas City Football Fanboys Earn New York Times Coverage For Patrick Mahomes Praise

Early season hype and cult-like following has garnered the attention of the nation's paper of record. Here's documentation of the cowtown fall sensation before tonight's big game. Take a look:

'He's Ours. Patrick Mahomes Is Ours.'

Fans of the Kansas City Chiefs, accustomed to football disappointment, now have the most exciting player in the N.F.L. on their team, in their town. KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Rob Gaskins jumped atop a massage table Wednesday night, hiked up the leg of his shorts and presented his right thigh to his favorite tattoo artist, Jeremy Taylor.

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  1. Chiefs fans are fags.

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    1. ^^^^So’s your dad.

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    2. Oh yeah? Well, my fag dad can beat up your dad and then stick gerbils up your daddy's pooper.

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  2. I wasn't impressed with the article at all.

    We have Mahomes so lets go get a tattoo of him on our body. Jeez

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  3. He's one of our very own blah blah blah

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  4. Rinse repeat. Chiefs always lose in post season. Same old story year after year. Only thing that changes are the names.

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  5. This is totally stupid.

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  6. Won't make a damn bit of difference if the Chefs have no defense

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