Thursday, September 13, 2018

Show-Me Uranus Examiner Coming Soon

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Missouri town gets new newspaper, The Uranus Examiner

URANUS, MO (AP) -- Cue the giggling: A small Missouri town has a new newspaper called The Uranus Examiner. KYTV reports that the newspaper's launch was announced Wednesday, just days after GateHouse Media said it was shuttering Pulaski County's local paper, the Daily Guide.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe we should rename killa shitty uranus, certainly fits this shithole town better!

Anonymous said...

^^Or how about geezer shitty! Certainly fits in with what this home for the nearly departed has become!

Anonymous said...

Basement boy's awake. I think he might be gopher.

Anonymous said...

Uranus is unincorporated (estimated 25 residents) and lies along the old Route 66 highway.

It's a tourist destination, and yes there's a Fudge Factory outlet there.

A few years ago they had trouble with a persistent foul odor in town, but it turned out to be some illegal aliens from Klingon.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but the Space Force sent in the USSS Trumpwad, and wiped them out!