The Prez
More to the point . . .
IF YOUR KANSAS CITY NEWS SOURCE OF CHOICE HASN'T MENTIONED THE PRESIDENTIAL "SHROOM" BY NOW THEN THEY'RE NO FUN AND DEDICATED TO KEEPING READERS STUPID!!!
As always, we're dedicated to presenting a real alternative take on the local discourse and so we share some of our favorite stories on the topic of the Prez Trump bellend.
Take a peek:
Daily Mail: Why IS Mario Kart trending? Twitter reacts with horror after finding out it has nothing to do with the Nintendo game and everything to do with Trump and Stormy Daniels
Slate: Searches for “Toad” Porn Have Skyrocketed Following the Trump Penis Revelation
Guardian: Is it acceptable to laugh at Donald Trump’s mushroom?
Closer to home, we're also shaking out these local stories:
Kansas City Crossroads Then & Now
Digital Crossroads: Techstars sees hints of KC's future in its history
Techstars' Oct. 11 programming during Techweek Kansas City finds inspiration in the past, Lesa Mitchell said, but it focuses on the metro's future at a digital crossroads. "In the old days, it was called the crossroads because this was actually where all the trains were going through from Mexico to Canada, and east and west across the United States," said Mitchell, managing director of Techstars KC .
Spy Cam Captures Rude Driver
Caught on Camera: Video captures truck speeding around school bus
KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A Kansas City father is warning parents and drivers after his home security camera captured a truck speeding around a school bus. The incident happened around 3:45 p.m. Wednesday afternoon at the corner of NE 46th Terrace and Hardest. Surveillance video shows a truck following the school bus.
Local TV Good Deeds
KMBC 9, KCWE partner with American Red Cross to raise $157,000 for Hurricane Florence relief
KMBC 9, KCWE and The Greater Kansas City Chapter of the American Red Cross joined for a day-long fundraising campaign to support Hurricane Florence relief efforts. As of Wednesday night, donations exceeded $157,000. Viewer pledges were accepted all day Wednesday on a website hosted by The Red Cross and KMBC 9.
Old School Aftermath
80-year-old man killed in crash near Bannister and Wornall
KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- An 80-year-old man has died following a crash Wednesday afternoon in Kansas City, Mo. Police tell FOX4 the driver of a stolen converted ambulance was driving at a high rate of speed through the intersection of Bannister and Wornall when it t-boned a F-150.
Creative Class Dance-A-Thon
Creating Work For Johnson County's New Dance Partners Requires A Sense Of Humor
Partnering, in dance as in life, requires trust, collaboration and strength. Jokes are important, too. "I've learned over the years that you have to leave room for who the dancers are, what the dynamic within that company is, the mistakes that are made, the jokes that are made," says Annabelle Lopez Ochoa, one of four choreographers collaborating with four dance companies in the annual Kansas City ritual known as New Dance Partners.
Pop Footballer Playlist
Matching Maroon 5 songs with Kansas City Chiefs players
Word has leaked that Adam Levine and his band Maroon 5 will be the primary halftime entertainment for the upcoming Super Bowl. While Pepsi or Roger Goodell or Levine himself have not confirmed this news, we believe it to be true just because it's another poor decision on the part of the Shield and that falls right in line with the rest of their ideas lately-protecting the passer, all things anthem, etc.
Kansas City Scribe Comeback
A Poet Returns To Kansas City Bearing Her Story-Book Of A Girl's Resilience
Mia Leonin says she felt raw while writing " Fable of the Pack-Saddle Child," and she suspects readers will feel the same. "Even though that's uncomfortable, when we are raw it's because we're open. And when we are open, we can heal in new ways," she says.
Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer is the #TBT song of the day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .
Peter Gabriel, the creator of the first music video, good dude and good music too!
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ReplyDeleteThey have run out of things to throw at Trump so now the hooker is going after his penis? All this does is embarrass our country not Trump!
Sponge Bob had higher ratings than CNN because of this.
You liberals are truly trashy people.
^^^Sure. Cheating on his wife, fucking porn stars, lying about it, paying them off, lying about paying them off, and liberals are trashy people? Go fuck yourself repubturd.
ReplyDeleteSeriously 7:10, just take the L on this one. Trump comes up with some shit to clown himself on a daily basis. How bout his visit to NC, guy has a boat in his yard of his torn up home and tells Trump about how his insurance won't cover it and Trump says "well, at least you have a boat now" and "who's your insurance company, I'll look into that, that isn't right". The guy is awkward enough to keep the hits coming into perpetuity.
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ReplyDeleteStormy Daniels confirms Trump is a FUN-GI!!!
Melania knows if Stormy described his penis correctly.
ReplyDeleteMelania should have herself checked for STD's.
Her husband is a whore.
no shit...that dong is probably glowing and scaly at this point.
ReplyDeleteAt least Trump got consent, more than can be said for Billie Clintoon.
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