CELEBRATE!!! KANSAS CITY CHIEFS UNDEFEATED FAKE NEWS!!! PATRICK MAHOMES IS THE BEST UNPROVEN QUARTERBACK IN THE NFL!!!



Let's forget that the Kansas City Chiefs didn't look so impressive in the 2nd half when the 49ers actually started playing.

OR, let's overlook about 150 yards in penalties and hometown calls that pretty much handed over the game.

Instead, sports newsies encourage their fans to keep eating and enjoying an early season win streak that will have to suffice for a competitive playoff team.

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS CLIMAX THREE GAMES INTO THE 2018 AS PATRICK MAHOMES IS NOW KING OF ARROWHEAD BASED MOSTLY ON THE PRESEASON!!!

Here's the roundup with local and national hype geared mostly toward getting dudes with low IQs to take on horrible car loans. Checkit:


Fanboy Sweet Release

A record-setting game from Patrick Mahomes, as the Chiefs beat the 49ers 38-27

The Kansas City Chiefs defeated the San Francsico 49ers 38-27 in their home opener at Arrowhead stadium, running up a 35-10 halftime lead after scoring five touchdowns on their first five possessions of the game.


Cookout Crackdown Cont'd

Chiefs' New Tailgating Rule Irks Fans, But Seems Not To Be Enforced

The Kansas City Chiefs' first home game of the season brought a packed stadium, loud fans - and the rollout of a new tailgaiting policy. The Chiefs announced last month the new rules, which require fans in the parking lots to either enter the stadium or leave at kickoff, not allowing for people to watch the game or keep partying.


KCMO 4th Quarter Blues Returns???

Kansas City Chiefs: Chiefs Hold On For First Home Victory

The Kansas City Chiefs were able to hold on for a victory on Sunday afternoon against the San Francisco 49ers 38-27. After dominating in the first half, Kansas City went into a bit of a shell in the second half.


New Local Standard

Mahomes sets NFL mark with 13th TD of season

2:46 PM ET Adam Teicher ESPN Staff Writer Close Covered Chiefs for 20 seasons for Kansas City Star Joined ESPN in 2013 KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Patrick Mahomes broke the NFL record for touchdown passes in the first three games of a season with three scoring tosses in the second quarter of Sunday's game against the San Francisco 49ers at Arrowhead Stadium.


Kansas City MSM Adulation

Yep, Patrick Mahomes Is Still Ridiculous

Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes continued his insanely impressive hot streak to begin the season, as he led the Chiefs to a 3-0 record and a 38-27 defeat of the 49ers on Sunday thanks to 314 yards passing and 3 TDs with no picks.


¡¡¡GANAMOS!!!

Los Kansas City Chiefs siguen invictos tras vencer a unos atribulados San Francisco 49ers

La mala noticia para San Francisco no es solo haber perdido el juego 38-27 sino la posible pérdida de Jimmy Garoppolo por lo que resta de la campaña.


The Playoffs Aren't Until Next Year

49ers vs. Chiefs final score, takeaways: Mahomes is the NFL's best QB in the NFL's best offense

Holy Mahomes. It's been three weeks and Patrick Mahomes is already running away with MVP. That's how impossibly good -- historically good, really -- Mahomes has been. With Mahomes at the helm, the Chiefs' offense is redefining what video-game good means. This is peak offensive football on steroids.


You decide . . .

Comments

  1. If TKC is skeptical, the Chiefs will win the super bowl. In that case, I'm actually happy with this snarkyassed post.

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    1. Those Ma'homie shirts are racist. They must be banned! Burn them in the parking lot instead of tailgating. Nobody is allowed to have any fun anymore. Believe it.

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    2. Jeez! Just look at the stats. He is legit the best QB in the league and putting up numbers just as good as Peyton Manning when he started. It's sort of silly to talk trash on him now. Mahomes is actually doing a really good job and could be the missing ingredient in making this team a real contender. Is it the early season? Yes, but that's how you get things moving in the right direction. If the Chiefs were losing you'd be bad mouthing them for that to. The team is looking good and there's nothing wrong with that, in fact, you ought to give them a break and just try to enjoy some really great games.

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    3. ^^^^^^^^^^ I know what this team needs.

      More streetcar!

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  2. Nobody hates Kansas City more than Tony does.

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    1. Except Mayor Sly James?

      Bwahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha!

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  3. Mahomes is special, but we really have a horrible defense. Bob Sutton is a stupid old bastard and our defensive backs are complete pussies and have no skill.

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  4. Our cheerleaders are very homely. We need to get some hot sluts.

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  5. This is good will keep the lemmings distracted from all the looting of the KC public by city officials and developers.

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  6. Giving up 27 or more points a game and the slowing of 2nd half production will not work come January.

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  7. OMG I have a reason to live again!

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  8. Good Peoples of Kansas City! Good job Chiefs! Pride in Chiefs, and Pride in City! Pride!

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  9. Plaza Art Fair was pretty nice today since all the animals went to the game or stayed home to watch it on the tube.

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  10. I agree football people are so trashy, especially the women.
    They look so stupid walking around in their chiefs shirts and with those ridiculous flags all over their cars.

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  11. ^^^^Quit drinking that haterade. Don’t be sad everybody had stuff to do except you! Chiefs win, you lose!

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  12. Mahomes deserves much respect as does Big Red coaching and play calling ! Defense scheme not working due to the shit hole coordinator . Keep winning , especially next Monday night , beat the donkeys into the ground !! ROCK on Chief's and our awesome KC fans !¡!¡!

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  13. Gracias por el enlace de Univision.

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  14. Mahomey
    Looks
    Klueless

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  15. The Chiefs won I get it. But and I say but, it wasn't pretty either.

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