Kansas City Friday The 13th Power Rankings



At the end of this July 2018 Friday the 13th, Huron City Council member Carol Fowler is likely the most powerful leader in flyover country thanks to her iconic mugshot which evoked international headlines.

However, this scorching Summer week was not without important power moves that deserve mention . . .

Take a look:

Jason Kander Pretty Much Starts First Term As Kansas City Mayor


Social media has already declared him the winner of the next KCMO election and his savvy Internets campaign outpaces every other contender.

Heather Hall Listens To Kansas City Northland And Talks Trash


This week the 1st District Conservative engaged in a live chat with thousands of Internets denizens on the topic of lackluster trash pickup which plagues some of the nicest neighborhoods across the bridge. 

Kansas City LGBT Activists Denounce Prez Trump Administration Amid Last Minute City Hall Sausage Crackdown


Whilst the protest was really mostly radio promo . . . Camp Magazine and may strident LGBT activists dominated headlines with their opposition against VP Pence during his visit this week and actually pushed noteworthy tax talk, Rep. Yoder fundraising and shots against Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill out of the spotlight with their progressive advocacy.

And so, amid another eclipse . . .

This list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people, trends and our times.

Comments

  1. Kander hasn't won it yet, we don't have elections on Twitter.

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  2. Not sure about Pence, but Trump is the quintessential New Yorker and comfortable dealing with all kinds of people.

    It's part of being a New Yorker.

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  3. Watch out LGBTQ, NAMBLA wants to hook up with you. Pedos want love and acceptance for their sick urges. LGBTQNAMBLA will happen.

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  4. I thought that was a nice touch having Jason Kander and Camp magazine sharing a weiner!

    Just earlier on his Twitter account, Kander was applauding the new season of Queer Eye. He likes to watch it with Abe Rakov, while Diana tends to her beard.

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  5. Wonder if Carol Fowler has any teeth left by now?
    She looks like the sort that would fall down in the shower a lot while in Jail.

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  6. Wow, is that some kind of threat to her? Of course she was wrong to bite somebody but look at her, she obviously has a lot going on

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  7. Harold K. Brookside7/13/18, 10:37 PM

    I like Kander. I look forward to him running a good campaign.

    But I do think it's important we have an election FIRST!

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  8. You know you’re a complete dipshit, don’t you?

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  9. ^^^^ said the dipshit @ 11:18.

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  10. Senor Feugo Pantalones7/13/18, 11:36 PM

    To heck with this jibber jabber. I'm voting for Colonel!

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  11. Kinder has a Russian wife...and there is talk of nAtional office. Sleeper agent?

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  12. Kander is all wind and no rain.
    Is he going to ensure the voters their trash will be picked up on a regular basis?

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  13. What is his position on bulk male?

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  14. Carol Fowler's mugshot looks like one of Cum Guy's lady friends.

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  15. She has spunk!

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