Saturday, April 28, 2018

NEWSFLASH!!! LEE'S SUMMIT SEARCH FOR BIGFOOT ON SATURDAY!!!



Kansas City local news relaxing this weekend . . .

KMBC: Unusual footprint leads to search for Bigfoot in Lee's Summit area

Deets:

"Boy Scouts leader took picture showing large footprints . . ."

OR . . . A valuable lesson in FAKE NEWS and local media spin. The merit badge for this one is written in Russian.

Developing . . .

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

The woodland Yeti is actually native to Missouri. Maybe not so much news spin but a very real look to youngsters that local experts don't know as much as they claim.

Anonymous said...

Serious stuff for Saturday. Maybe it was all a dream.

Grover said...

Hey, don't be a hater. This guy is getting the Scouts out in the wood, exercising, learning fundamentals of tracking and to question the stories of people in authority. Altogether, they should call this a "teachable" moment for Saturday.

Anonymous said...

If they find him, they will probably shoot him.

Anonymous said...

Byron's mommy must be in town.

Hyperblogal said...

Since the introduction of Uber, Bigfoot is seen in more places than ever before.

Anonymous said...

A merit badge for fake news? Don't you have about 7,000 Tony?

Anonymous said...

It was a bigfoot alright, a barefoot black murderous thug scouting places to dump his white victims!

Anonymous said...

ALL FEET MATTER!!

Dear TKC blog:

It has come to the attention of this organization that you are perpetuating a stereotype which demonizes those with big feet.

As a courtesy, I am contacting you and forewarning that continued offensive practices will be responded to with legal action. Your voluntary cooperation is expected and appreciated in this sensitive matter.

The Organization Enlightening Journalists And Media

Anonymous said...

Bigfoot? More like NIGfoot, am I right BOYYYYZZZZZ?

Anonymous said...

It's not a real Bigfoot. It's just a Missouri thing. When lots of people get all hopped up on meth and have sex with their relatives, you get mutations. Sometimes really strange mutations. If it was a real Bigfoot, you wouldn't hear the banjos.

Anonymous said...

I saw bigfoot on a farm outside of Adrian, Mo. walking along Mormon Creek.

Anonymous said...

It is just a KCPD cop going to work.