Thursday, March 08, 2018

Kansas City Royals Anti-Pr0n Crusade Spring Training Confirms Home Team Will Suck 2018

Double-tap on this news as the rest of the nation and the MLB have a laugh at this town's expense . . . Worse still, this culture war event for the cadre of bored looking players is just one example out of many that the front office has taken their eye off the ball as the team struggles to replace stars who won the World Series. Read more:

Kansas City Royals participate in anti-pornography seminar

The Kansas City Royals hosted an anti-pornography seminar last weekend in between getting ready for the start of the regular season. The event was hosted by Fight the New Drug - a non-religious group that focuses on pornography addiction and raises awareness about its harmful effects, according to the New York Daily News.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Spot on Hombre! When your job is to win Baseball Games, do your job. Let the preachers do the moralizing. After all, the Royals are just entertainers, dependent on discretionary spending.

Anonymous said...

Well this most likely means no Stormy Daniels Night at the "K"?

Anonymous said...

man, gonna be tough to go up to the plate and swing for the fences with a loaded gun. guys are gonna be wound up tight.

Anonymous said...

Baseball is a form of porn.

Anonymous said...

Since the Royals are going to suck so bad for the next decade or so, maybe they should show porn on the scoreboard.

Anonymous said...

BLUE BALLS!

Anonymous said...

If Glass tries to use the Royals as some sort of Moality Guard, he's going to destroy the relationship with the community. Let's keep baseball our sole busines, okay Dave? "Obscenity is anything a 70-year-old man can't do anymore"-Larry Flint