Ineffective clickbait still lives in flyover country . . . Here's today's example:
One of the Coolest Cities in America Doesn't Even Realize It Yet
Just west of the Arkansas River in the middle of Wichita, Kansas, you'll find a neighborhood called Delano. It was once a standalone town at the end of the crazy-cowboy Chisholm Trail, a point dusty cattlemen knew for its saloons, brothels, the occasional gunfight, and a hard-earned bath in the river.
Wichita is about as cool as Emporia.
ReplyDeleteI suck all sorts of dick at this place.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Wichita blows.
ReplyDeleteok, there is something in wichita, but this looks like a puff piece infomercial.
ReplyDeleteI don’t find it hard to believe that wichatitty is better than killa shitty, nope, not hard at all!
ReplyDelete^^^Well good for you gramps!! Yet you’re here every. Single. Day. You talk too much!
ReplyDeleteyes
ReplyDeleteThis is nothing cool about ANYTHING Kansas. The place is a shithole inhabited by the likes of Craig Glazer and Tracy Thomas.
ReplyDeletedoes wichita have guitar jazz on Thursdays?
ReplyDeleteDidn't think so....
Does Wichita have a 50 percent homicide clearance rate? Don't think so...
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