TV WEATHER NEWSIES WARN: KANSAS CITY SNOWPOCALYPSE COMING SOON!!!

Channel 5 is the first to start the weather panic and another run on local grocery stores for bread and milk by middle-class dweebs who watch way too much network television. Take a look:

Kansas City could see largest snow storm in four years

It's been about four years since a snowstorm dropped at least three inches of snow in Kansas City. That could change early this week. There's a small chance of snow on Monday in northern Missouri, between noon and 4 p.m., but the main event will be on Tuesday.

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  1. Two inches is not a snowstorm?

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  2. Might be largest in 4 years but still won't be a storm.

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  3. The reason our forecasts are always wrong is because our two most prominent forecasters are gay. Their boyfriends have been telling them for years that their 3” dicks are really 9”. This affects their perception when forecasting snowfall totals.

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    1. How many times are you gonna post the same dumb joke you pants-shitting geezer moron?

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  4. Guy who always talks about lack of rainfall.2/5/18, 7:08 AM

    We could use the moisture, it surely has been dry out there.

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    1. My dick is knee high and dry

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  5. I have already added several inches of checher to my diaper over this storm!!!

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  6. I gotta get my walker and go get plenty of Depends and a new urinal.

    Its going to be a shitstorm.

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  7. I bet Lezak does have a 9" dong. I would bang him if I was gay. I might anyway under the right circumstances.

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    1. Really? What about Busby?

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    2. Me too 903. I’d bang Lezak while my old lady watched.

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  8. Anybody in the know, knows this is just ratings hype to keep you watching. Change the FCC log so it says 'promotion' and not 'news.'

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  9. This is your warning geezers, stay off the streets for the rest of the week! Go buy your bread and milk goons. I better not catch you out for the rest of the week. The roads will be horrible and it's fucking dangerous out here. STAY AWAY!!!!!!

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  10. Four inches ain't shit. Hell, Bigfoot wont even get out of bed for less than six inches.

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    1. Geezer Hater likes a 6” dick up his ass, at least. He prefers 8” or more, though.

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  11. Is the panic queen Katie Horner back at Channel 5 or is the loser new director just carrying on her panic weather? I guess I'll go get my helmet just in case......

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  12. Good. I haven't had french toast for long time.

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  13. I'll take Wendy over Gary any day!

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