Friday, February 02, 2018

Kansas City Valentine's Day Prep Starts Now

Here's a guide to local foodie price gouging as Hallmark city prepares to celebrate a completely made-up holiday. Read more:

The 10 Most Romantic Restaurants in Kansas City

It's February, and Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Trying to plan the perfect romantic evening? We've got you covered - delicious food, great wine and ambience, ambience, ambience. Here are our picks for the 10 most romantic restaurants in Kansas City, because nothing says "I love you" like a mouthwatering meal.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

There are plenty of hot young sluts that don’t have a full time man. The easiest time of all to fuck them is Valentine’s Day or right around then.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Nah, with your personality I'm pretty sure you'll only be dating Rosie Palms, WILDMAN!

Anonymous said...

The "most romantic" also happen to be among the "most expensive." For those prices, get a commitment for postprandial sex in writing.

Anonymous said...

Guess I've missed out on a lot, all my women have just wanted to stay home, having Burgers and a Beer in the Bedroom!

Anonymous said...

^^That's because they're 600lbs and can't get out of bed!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Burger King is romantic - especially in those restroom stalls with that orange smelly deodorizer.