Lana Del Rey Too Sick For Kansas City

Hope the pop star gets well soon but the reality is that cowtown ticket sales had been disappointing as her special brand of post-pop hasn't garnered much local interest among fans of Downtown music that's mostly comprised of old-school acts recycling their hits. Read more:

Pop star Lana Del Rey cancels Kansas City concert

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Pop star Lana Del Rey has canceled a Tuesday night appearance at the Sprint Center due to illness. Kansas City, Missouri, I'm so sorry to have to cancel the show tomorrow but I've come down with the flu so I'll be resuming the tour in Chicago.

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  1. Means I didn't sell any tickets.

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  2. A Judaic selected puppet singing bards of opulence canned rebellion and degenerate sex.

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  3. ^^^^Yea, but she's fuckable and you're a heaving humping hog So.......

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  4. Sorry Lana but this skidmark town only listens to what Johnny Dare plays us.

    We're cultural rubes, you see.

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  5. Cancelled the fly-over tour.

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  6. She looks like a rode hard and put up wet Percella Presley.

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  7. Yeah, I'd say that's a pretty fair assessment.

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