Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Kansas Independent Greg Orman Launches Good Looking Gubernatorial Campaign!!!



Let's face it, the years haven't been kind to Kansas SecState Kris Kobach and while his radical right-wing ideology might resonate with many voters . . . His eye-candy days are long gone.

(Real talk: Most of us NEVER had any eye-candy glory days so this isn't hateration we're casting upon the Sunflower State politico - Just a realization that campaigns for political office are more like a high school popularity contest than most people care to imagine.)



And so . . .

Because great wealth has helped him to preserve his hairline and youthful appearance . . .

Here's the best looking suit to compete to lead Kansas . . .

CJ Online: Businessman Greg Orman officially launching independent campaign for Kansas governor

Deets . . .

"Olathe entrepreneur Greg Orman officially launched an independent gubernatorial campaign Wednesday emphasizing the necessity of placing the modern era’s raucous partisan politics aside to sustain policies delivering economic growth, access to health care and government transparency to Kansans."

And so voters must ask themselves . . .

WILL KANSAS VOTE FOR A DAPPER BIZ DUDE IN ORDER TO AVOID REPUBLICAN ALT-RIGHT VS. ESTABLISHMENT SLAP-FIGHTING?!?!

You decide . . .

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll give him one thing, he's smart to skip the GOP primary - THAT is going to be a nasty fight full of blood curses so vitriolic that nothing gets accomplished for the next 5 years.

Anonymous said...

Sweet Tits Kris Kobach is going back to work.

Anonymous said...

An independent candidate will take votes away from the moderate Democratic candidate and Kobach will win.
And Orman will end up by being nothing more than a spoiler like Nader in the presidential election years ago.
Thanks Greg!

Anonymous said...

^^^ That's a great theory but Orman is closer to a Republican. And Democrats aren't really running anyone serious. The fight is against Republicans. Kobach might not even make it out of the primary.

Orman has the advantage against both Kobach & Colyer.

Anonymous said...


Orman is a bleeding heart liberal!

Anonymous said...

In order to have a chance, Orman must eventually declare his positions on specific issues. That's something he was reluctant to do the last time he ran for higher office.

Best guess is that he pulls support from the Dem candidate, and the Rep will win. One of the few positions Orman ever took - in his last race - was that he would caucus with the Dems. Even in the wake of Brownback, rural Kansans will be leery of that.

Then again, maybe he can do some commercials that show him firing an M-16.

Anonymous said...

it's important for governors to be cheerleaders and team leaders for a state.

orman would be good at that stuff.

his idealogy is too left for kansas, but really that might not make much difference for a governor.

that's how he might win.

Anonymous said...

Orman looks great in a polo shirt.

Anonymous said...

Cripes, we're going to end up with Kobach. Just another weirdo in charge. Why do I live in this state again?

Anonymous said...

Orman is a democrat, not an independent...and one with deep pockets.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't waste my vote on either one of them. I think Colyer will win in a landslide and the healing in Kansas will finally begin.

Anonymous said...

Krazy Kris Kobach is the most famous gay pinup dude in Kansas.

Anonymous said...

Orman should go back to wherever he came from.